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Shall we do a little bit of entertainment news? The Roonies are in the papers today.

Are Roo back in doghouse? I don't even know what that means, so we'll move on.

Footy great Wayne Rooney jokes about having several doghouse manuals over his boozing and bad behaviour.

There's a new TV series.

There's interviews and documentaries on the Roonies.

He says he's been in the dog house a few times.

Mate, you have taken the dog...

This is a dog hotel.

You've been in the dog mansion, my pal.

This is not...

Forgot her birthday once.

Whoops.

Stayed out a bit too late having a drink.

You know, she was a bit upset when I got home.

No, mate, here's what happened.

You...

There were some older ladies, Don La Nuit.

There were some three...

Hang on, here's a headline from a couple of years ago.

Wayne hotel room booze up with three girls.

There were various stories of him getting up to, you know, things that he shouldn't have done.

And somehow his missus stayed by him.

And he says he's now got a manual on how to deal with the doghouse thing.

Listen, most of us would not get away with what you got away with.

So in that sense, I defer to your greater knowledge.