Oh we are back babyyyy and by back, I mean back on the microphone trying to make sense of my life, because romantically speaking, I fear we're still very much in the trenches.
I promise you this episode will make you feel better about your life because f\*ck me... the universe is testing me right now!!!
This week, we're doing a proper Solo Season State of Affairs. And divas, it has been eventful.
Friday night delivered a disappointing first date with a man I genuinely thought the universe had re-delivered for a reason. Turns out, some ghosts are better left in the past. My pen pal also managed to let me down in my hour of need, and because apparently the universe wasn't finished humiliating me, I ended the evening having a fight with a taxi driver. A well-rounded night out, really.
The vibe: men, mayhem and a woman trying to get her life together.
Because while I'm all for romanticising your life and doing it for the plot, sometimes the plot is just a series of minor inconveniences and men who test your patience and should probably remain in the archives.
And if you're also out here trying to figure out your career, your relationships, your friendships, your future and what the actual f\*ck you're doing with your life... welcome. This is a safe space honey.
Universe, I AM READY FOR MY HUSBAND. PLEASE AND THANK YOU.
PS. New episodes dropping every Tuesday (or Wednesday... and sometimes even Thursday... I'm sorryyyyy) 🎙️