#### "I would willingly give five hundred" \[REIG]

Five hundred! It's astounding to think we've managed to notch 500 episodes of *Trifles*. But, do this weekly for nine and a half years, and the math seems to work.
To celebrate our quincentennial, we took an unorthodox approach — one inspired by a scene in *The Valley of Fear*. Random text on a given page. The exercise was a fascinating one and it produced a number of Trifles.
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### **Music credits**
**Performers:** Uncredited violinist, US Marine Chamber Orchestra
**Publisher Info.:** Washington, DC: United States Marine Band.
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