Aug 29, 2026 · 2 hr · 16 segments
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I didn't watch a movie since the last...
Well, actually, I didn't watch a movie-
[laughs]
...
So c- can we do a, like, a Mummy themed intro?
Um-
Are we supposed to watch a movie?
Like the movies or, or Mummies in general?
Ooh.
Oh, shit.
Look out.
Mummies.
All right, folks.
Let me, uh-
Well, he does that shit-
No, I, I don't know-
... with your heart and the feathers, right?
Yeah, he took a heart.
We know that.
He weighs the sins of your heart against a feather, and if it's too heavy, then he throws you into the River Styx or something.
I didn't watch a movie since the last...
Well, actually, I didn't watch a movie-
[laughs]
...
So c- can we do a, like, a Mummy themed intro?
Um-
Are we supposed to watch a movie?
Like the movies or, or Mummies in general?
Ooh.
Oh, shit.
Look out.
Mummies.
All right, folks.
Let me, uh-
Well, he does that shit-
No, I, I don't know-
... with your heart and the feathers, right?
Yeah, he took a heart.
We know that.
He weighs the sins of your heart against a feather, and if it's too heavy, then he throws you into the River Styx or something.
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