So Long, And Thanks For All The Jeff: The Jeffisode

[somber music] On this episode of Risk, you'll hear...

I laughed like a maniac when I found just the right sound effect for poop landing on this guy's chest.

[poop landing]

And you'll hear crying-

[crying]

... bawling, sobbing, blubbering, weeping, wailing, and whimpering, because we're officially saying goodbye to the one they call Jeff.

[crying]

Dear Jeff.

Hello, Jeff.

Hey, Jeff.

Mr. Jeff.

Hey, Jeff.

Jeff, wait.

Hey, Jeff.

Hello, Jeff.

Hey, Jeff.

Hello, Jeff.

Hello, Jeff.

Hey, Jeff.

Excuse me, Jeff.

Jeff.

Jeff.

Jeff.

J- J- Jeff.

Everyone loves Jeff.

Jeff, I'm serious.

Everyone knows the love I have for you, Jeff.

Jeff.

Jeff.

Jeff.

Jeff.

Jeff.

Jeff.

Jeff.

Jeff.

Jeff.

Jeff.

Jeff.

Jeff.

Jeff.

Jeff.

Jeff.

Jeff.

Jeff.

Jeff.

Look, Jeff, we had two wonderful months this summer, but that was it.

Jeff's a good friend.

I remember Jeff.

Jeff, you're all right.

I remember Jeff when he was yay high.

Jeff was relaxed and funny.

Bye, Jeff.

Thank you very much, Jeff.

Thanks, Jeff.

Thanks, Jeff.

Thanks, Jeff.

Thank you, Jeff.

Take it easy, Jeff.

Thank you for coming by, Jeff.

Thank you, Jeff.

Thank you, Jeff.

I appreciate all that, Jeff.

Great work, Jeff.

We'd love to have you with us, Jeff.

But if you're not, it won't make any difference, 'cause we're going ahead just the same.

[somber music] On this episode of Risk, you'll hear...

I laughed like a maniac when I found just the right sound effect for poop landing on this guy's chest.

[poop landing]

And you'll hear crying-

[crying]

... bawling, sobbing, blubbering, weeping, wailing, and whimpering, because we're officially saying goodbye to the one they call Jeff.

[crying]

Dear Jeff.

Hello, Jeff.

Hey, Jeff.

Mr. Jeff.

Hey, Jeff.

Jeff, wait.

Hey, Jeff.

Hello, Jeff.

Hey, Jeff.

Hello, Jeff.

Hello, Jeff.

Hey, Jeff.

Excuse me, Jeff.

Jeff.

Jeff.

Jeff.

J- J- Jeff.

Everyone loves Jeff.

Jeff, I'm serious.

Everyone knows the love I have for you, Jeff.

Jeff.

Jeff.

Jeff.

Jeff.

Jeff.

Jeff.

Jeff.

Jeff.

Jeff.

Jeff.

Jeff.

Jeff.

Jeff.

Jeff.

Jeff.

Jeff.

Jeff.

Jeff.

Look, Jeff, we had two wonderful months this summer, but that was it.

Jeff's a good friend.

I remember Jeff.

Jeff, you're all right.

I remember Jeff when he was yay high.

Jeff was relaxed and funny.

Bye, Jeff.

Thank you very much, Jeff.

Thanks, Jeff.

Thanks, Jeff.

Thanks, Jeff.

Thank you, Jeff.

Take it easy, Jeff.

Thank you for coming by, Jeff.

Thank you, Jeff.

Thank you, Jeff.

I appreciate all that, Jeff.

Great work, Jeff.

We'd love to have you with us, Jeff.

But if you're not, it won't make any difference, 'cause we're going ahead just the same.