Sep 7, 2026 · 35 min · 9 segments
ON THE FLOOR, ON THE FLOOR, ON THE FLOOR! 🎙️ Welcome back to Episode 4: **The Birthday Files**! **THE MAIN EVENT:** This week, Chris and Janis are diving deep into the archives to unpack past…
But this year, I think for me...
Sorry, I dissociated for a second.
I want to do skydiving.
I know.
Shut up.
I've been skydiving twice.
I love it.
I'm scared, but also I'm like, I could live a little like.
You can be my boyfriend and I'll take you skydiving because I took my ex-husband skydiving and then I took my ex-boyfriend skydiving.
But then we're
going to be exes.
No.
If we take me skydiving.
We're going to get married.
We'll break up is what I mean.
If on the floor, we'll be over.
No,
it won't.
We're going to be in the sky.
We should take mics and do it from there.
In the sky, in
the sky, in the sky.
With Chris Janis and the instructors.
And the person's behind me and I'm like, like, oh.
But this year, I think for me...
Sorry, I dissociated for a second.
I want to do skydiving.
I know.
Shut up.
I've been skydiving twice.
I love it.
I'm scared, but also I'm like, I could live a little like.
You can be my boyfriend and I'll take you skydiving because I took my ex-husband skydiving and then I took my ex-boyfriend skydiving.
But then we're
going to be exes.
No.
If we take me skydiving.
We're going to get married.
We'll break up is what I mean.
If on the floor, we'll be over.
No,
it won't.
We're going to be in the sky.
We should take mics and do it from there.
In the sky, in
the sky, in the sky.
With Chris Janis and the instructors.
And the person's behind me and I'm like, like, oh.
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