Midlife Heresy: A Warhammer Podcast
Sep 16, 2026 · 43 min · 11 segments
What if Erebus stubbed his toe and died on Day 1 of the Great Crusade? What if Magnus actually listened to Malcador? And what if Guilliman tried to manage Angron’s anger with an Excel spreadsheet? On…
So scenario number one.
Scenario number one, I think it's a good one.
So he doesn't have his moment with his legion where he goes, "We're gonna warn the Emperor about Horus' heresy, uh, but the way to do it is with the very thing that everybody's told us we shouldn't be doing."
No.
Maybe he sends a pigeon.
Yeah.
[laughs] Sends a, I mean-
You know, go-
...
I mean, why couldn't he just send a message...
Anyway, um, so yeah.
So he doesn't send his, his warning.
He listens to, to the people that warn him off of sending the warning-
Ah, got it
... yeah.
And, um, you know, they convince, someone convinces him that, "Uh, do you know what? Those wards around Earth, maybe they're there for a reason.
Maybe you shouldn't, you know, smash through them." And yeah, and he doesn't.
So what happens next?
Uh, and I, I like this one.
And, uh, uh, does, does the heresy happen? Like how far do we go with this? Like...
I think the heresy would still happen.
I can't see that it would affect...
I mean, it's already h- it's already hap- I mean, the reason-
It's already in play, yeah
So scenario number one.
Scenario number one, I think it's a good one.
So he doesn't have his moment with his legion where he goes, "We're gonna warn the Emperor about Horus' heresy, uh, but the way to do it is with the very thing that everybody's told us we shouldn't be doing."
No.
Maybe he sends a pigeon.
Yeah.
[laughs] Sends a, I mean-
You know, go-
...
I mean, why couldn't he just send a message...
Anyway, um, so yeah.
So he doesn't send his, his warning.
He listens to, to the people that warn him off of sending the warning-
Ah, got it
... yeah.
And, um, you know, they convince, someone convinces him that, "Uh, do you know what? Those wards around Earth, maybe they're there for a reason.
Maybe you shouldn't, you know, smash through them." And yeah, and he doesn't.
So what happens next?
Uh, and I, I like this one.
And, uh, uh, does, does the heresy happen? Like how far do we go with this? Like...
I think the heresy would still happen.
I can't see that it would affect...
I mean, it's already h- it's already hap- I mean, the reason-
It's already in play, yeah
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