Jul 30, 2026 · 39 min · 11 segments
The Mates Rates Podcast is back! At least for now. Before jetting off to Edinburgh for their run of Fringe shows (…
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Attention all personnel, the podcast is about to transmit.
We advise you to prepare your ears.
Do not wait for children or the elderly.
Welcome to the Mates Rates Podcast.
Wait! Stop the track! I think I hear a gas leak! Oh no! Oh no! The whole place is filled with gas!
Do not light that cigarette! Do not!
