I've Been Everywhere

Okay, cool.

It's called I've Been Everywhere, but I've changed all the lyrics around to be New York oriented.

You'll see what I mean.

So it starts out real slow.

And so I climbed into that cab and I settled down inside.

I asked him how he learned to find his way around.

And he said, listen, I've been everywhere in this whole town.

Well, I've been everywhere, man.

But there are many others, says Carmel.

Bill from Bangalore, I've Been Everywhere.

But I've never been to me.

Very cheeky there.

It's now time for our Two Ticks Town talk.

I've been everywhere, man.

I've been everywhere, man.

I've crossed the desert, man.

I've breathed the mountains, man.

I've traveled, I've had my share, man.

I've been everywhere.

All right.

35, make a 35, here's a 35.

Who'll be in and bid at that $35 bid? Well now, I've been everywhere, man.

I've been everywhere, man.

Cross desert bare, man.

I've breathed the mountain air, man.

Traveled I've been my share, man.

I've been everywhere.

Where you been? Reno, Chicago, Fargo, Minnesota, Buffalo, Toronto, Windsor, Silver Tico, Wichita, Tulsa, Ottawa, Oklahoma, Tampa, Alabama, Panama, Havana, Langley, Savannah, Ramaram.

... get on the s- square constantly about your travel schedule.

But this one, you've been, what was it? Uh, Johnny Cash, "I've Been Everywhere," man.

[laughs] Well, I was-- The song I was thinking of was, "Six days on the road, and I'm gonna make it home tonight."

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