Aug 24, 2026 · 1 hr 21 min · 13 segments
Set sail on Episode 2, Season 4 of the Love Boat, the worlds greatest romantic comedy drama television series of all time! In this episode we are treated to an all star cast that includes Kathie…
At the very beginning of this episode, it was kind of confusing what was happening here.
Why?
I thought maybe it was one marriage, but then that was not the case.
But then we find out that it's a contest for millions of weddings on one cruise ship.
It's a marriage-a-thon.
It is a marriage-a-thon.
And so before we meet any of the contestants, we meet the parents of two of the contestants.
And they accidentally, you know what they're going to do.
excuse me mrs walker uh
yes
terry's mother
yes
oh i think it's only proper the father of the groom should meet the mother of the bride i'm carl lawrence ted's father
well i'm uh marion walker very nice to meet you
nice to meet you ted doesn't know i'm here i live in europe now i just flew in
well i'm going to be a surprise for my daughter too oh um mr lawrence i hope this doesn't upset you but um Well, I've come here to talk the kids out of the wedding.
I mean, they're still in college.
They're much too young.
They simply don't know what they...
Oh, wait a minute.
I'm here for exactly the same reason.
Mrs. Walker, it's going to be a pleasure working with you.
Well...
I know.
At the very beginning of this episode, it was kind of confusing what was happening here.
Why?
I thought maybe it was one marriage, but then that was not the case.
But then we find out that it's a contest for millions of weddings on one cruise ship.
It's a marriage-a-thon.
It is a marriage-a-thon.
And so before we meet any of the contestants, we meet the parents of two of the contestants.
And they accidentally, you know what they're going to do.
excuse me mrs walker uh
yes
terry's mother
yes
oh i think it's only proper the father of the groom should meet the mother of the bride i'm carl lawrence ted's father
well i'm uh marion walker very nice to meet you
nice to meet you ted doesn't know i'm here i live in europe now i just flew in
well i'm going to be a surprise for my daughter too oh um mr lawrence i hope this doesn't upset you but um Well, I've come here to talk the kids out of the wedding.
I mean, they're still in college.
They're much too young.
They simply don't know what they...
Oh, wait a minute.
I'm here for exactly the same reason.
Mrs. Walker, it's going to be a pleasure working with you.
Well...
I know.
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