Aug 26, 2026 · 1 hr 19 min · 10 segments
One year. Zero adult supervision. Still no apologies. It's officially been a year since we lost our jobs and accidentally became podcasters — and somehow, you're still here. Thank you, genuinely. Now…

Welcome to our anniversary episode, which means I have no idea what we're talking about.

Like, when Shadow the other day was like, happy anniversary, I was like, what the fuck are you talking about? Yeah, I got laid off a year ago.

Like, in the opening episode, when we, like... used to actually have an introduction that we just went, fuck it, it's too much editing.
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