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Oh There is, there is some breaking news in footy.

You might've heard, um, from Jimmy just then.

The AFL has officially handed Carlton's Lachie Cowan- Mm ... a two-game suspension for conduct unbecoming and a $5,000 suspended fine, plus extra education following his use of an illicit substance outside the season.

So, so b- what sort of happened was that he had to be rushed to hospital because he had a bit of a sort of a seizure- Mm.

Mm ... and needed treatment, and that's how it came to light that they'd been partying.

Yeah, and the other one fell over in the shower.

Yeah.

He, he, he hasn't been mentioned, so that obviously [laughs] was, uh, was true.

Brushing his teeth.

That was obviously true.

Yes.

[laughs] Dropped a, dropped the tooth- toothbrush.

And we had that debate about how many- That's a slippery place ... [laughs] Yeah, Kevin, look- How many people brush their teeth ... showering and brushing your teeth, you can't do two things at once With soap and water, you know, it's ...

The, the funny bit is the phrase conduct unbecoming.

So it sounds like he got caught eating soup with the wrong spoon or something.

[laughs] No, it does.

It is a bit like that.

[laughs] That was conduct unbecoming.

It's, it's, it's from the outside in.

[laughs] That's right.

Used the wrong fork.

But the interesting part, and you'll love this you guys, is the new, there's a new drug policy coming in next year fr- from January, okay? Okay.

And how's this? Every player will undergo hair testing, and you know how far back hair testing goes? Few months.

Three to six months.

Yeah.

Oh There is, there is some breaking news in footy.

You might've heard, um, from Jimmy just then.

The AFL has officially handed Carlton's Lachie Cowan- Mm ... a two-game suspension for conduct unbecoming and a $5,000 suspended fine, plus extra education following his use of an illicit substance outside the season.

So, so b- what sort of happened was that he had to be rushed to hospital because he had a bit of a sort of a seizure- Mm.

Mm ... and needed treatment, and that's how it came to light that they'd been partying.

Yeah, and the other one fell over in the shower.

Yeah.

He, he, he hasn't been mentioned, so that obviously [laughs] was, uh, was true.

Brushing his teeth.

That was obviously true.

Yes.

[laughs] Dropped a, dropped the tooth- toothbrush.

And we had that debate about how many- That's a slippery place ... [laughs] Yeah, Kevin, look- How many people brush their teeth ... showering and brushing your teeth, you can't do two things at once With soap and water, you know, it's ...

The, the funny bit is the phrase conduct unbecoming.

So it sounds like he got caught eating soup with the wrong spoon or something.

[laughs] No, it does.

It is a bit like that.

[laughs] That was conduct unbecoming.

It's, it's, it's from the outside in.

[laughs] That's right.

Used the wrong fork.

But the interesting part, and you'll love this you guys, is the new, there's a new drug policy coming in next year fr- from January, okay? Okay.

And how's this? Every player will undergo hair testing, and you know how far back hair testing goes? Few months.

Three to six months.

Yeah.