Laugh Again with Phil Callaway
Sep 9, 2026 · 5 min · 6 segments
Listen to today's Laugh Again with Phil Callaway, "The Best Policy." Enjoy!
Phil CallawayHost[laughs]

You know, I'm really against issuing driver's licenses to our teenagers, uh, u- unless they drive a 1970 Ford Maverick.

Uh, it used to take me about four lunar cycles to get it up to 60 miles an hour.
[laughs]
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[laughs]

You know, I'm really against issuing driver's licenses to our teenagers, uh, u- unless they drive a 1970 Ford Maverick.

Uh, it used to take me about four lunar cycles to get it up to 60 miles an hour.
[laughs]