Lanterns by The Upstairs Lounge
Sep 1, 2026 · 14 min · 8 segments
Who does Hal Jordan actually represent, and what happens when the authority of a Green Lantern runs into an ordinary courtroom in Nebraska? In this episode, I take a closer look at the aftermath of…
Upstairs lounge is closed tonight.
When Sheriff Kerry Kane previously told him he had no jurisdiction over the Rushville murders, her argument was that this was an ordinary terrestrial crime.
Hal replied that the victims were aliens, and Kerry disputed the aliens rather than the principle that extraterrestrial involvement would change who was in charge.
After 30 years of Green Lantern activity, it would be astonishing if the United States had never worked out some formal arrangement for what happens when a homicidal extraterrestrial lands in Nebraska, or anywhere else for that matter.
But that actually makes Hal's answer in court stranger.
Honorable Janet Sloane here undoubtedly knows all about him, his adventures, the Guardians, Sinestro, this is all widely known Google-able information in this world apparently.
She isn't asking who he is, he might literally be the most famous person in the world.
She isn't even denying that he has recognized standing in alien cases.
She's simply following her process, asking which agency he represents and Hal suddenly sounds like a man who has never had to answer this question since the answer became complicated.
Once upon a time, surely, he simply would have said he represents the Green Lantern Corps.
There have been a lot of little signs that something has happened between Hal and the organisation he serves.
He calls the Guardians big blue bosses with all the warmth of somebody discussing a previous employer on Glassdoor.
His consciousness backups, apparently a routine requirement, stopped ten years ago.
The Guardians have selected Jon Stewart through a process Hal finds bizarre and he treats their decision with open suspicion.
And now when somebody finally asks him who he works for, he cannot seem to say.
Upstairs lounge is closed tonight.
When Sheriff Kerry Kane previously told him he had no jurisdiction over the Rushville murders, her argument was that this was an ordinary terrestrial crime.
Hal replied that the victims were aliens, and Kerry disputed the aliens rather than the principle that extraterrestrial involvement would change who was in charge.
After 30 years of Green Lantern activity, it would be astonishing if the United States had never worked out some formal arrangement for what happens when a homicidal extraterrestrial lands in Nebraska, or anywhere else for that matter.
But that actually makes Hal's answer in court stranger.
Honorable Janet Sloane here undoubtedly knows all about him, his adventures, the Guardians, Sinestro, this is all widely known Google-able information in this world apparently.
She isn't asking who he is, he might literally be the most famous person in the world.
She isn't even denying that he has recognized standing in alien cases.
She's simply following her process, asking which agency he represents and Hal suddenly sounds like a man who has never had to answer this question since the answer became complicated.
Once upon a time, surely, he simply would have said he represents the Green Lantern Corps.
There have been a lot of little signs that something has happened between Hal and the organisation he serves.
He calls the Guardians big blue bosses with all the warmth of somebody discussing a previous employer on Glassdoor.
His consciousness backups, apparently a routine requirement, stopped ten years ago.
The Guardians have selected Jon Stewart through a process Hal finds bizarre and he treats their decision with open suspicion.
And now when somebody finally asks him who he works for, he cannot seem to say.
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