Karma & Chaos University: London Edition

Yeah, it's one of those things where it's like... um i i do have a bone to pick with everyone who's listening oh thank god everybody lied to me about the indian food here oh yeah y'all lied to me y'all know i love indian food and we got indian food one time and it was so bad that i think i took three bites and then we threw it away it was horrendous it was

really bad and

i love indian food um but let me tell y'all something i've been eating jamaican beef patties every single day there is one within walking distance of my hotel of this hotel and it is so good that ike went and grabbed them for us before this recording

i think that you need to set the scene of like eating gluten because if someone's hearing you eating jamaican beef patties they're probably like kale that's not gluten-free you're absolutely correct okay

So as you guys know, I got tested and was positive for celiac disease.

My number was 11 times higher than the normal number.

And the doctor at my followup told me that my number was so high.

Well, I don't know if it was the doctor or the nurse, either way.

I was told via video chat on my followup that I needed to go gluten free because my number was so high that it would still be high when I get my endoscopy, colonoscopy and biopsies.

I got a text on Tuesday And it says Tuesday.

Okay.

On Tuesday.

Hello, Caitlin.

This is blank again.

Dr. Blank just wanted to make sure that you are still eating gluten until you have your EGD, which I don't know what the fuck that is, and colonoscopy.

This will ensure that the biopsy results for the celiac testing for the EGD will be accurate.

I said, okay.

Hi, I was told to go gluten free already because my number was so high, 166.5. And then she said, yes, looks like they did say that, but was premature.

They want to make sure your EGD results are correct when you get that completed.

I said, okay, I'm scared to go back to gluten then, but I will.

She said, I'm sorry.

I would just try and call to schedule the procedures as soon as you possibly can.

So then we scheduled them literally that day.

So I get my stuff done.

on the 31st all of it which i gotta look up what's an edd egd what and e i think that's endoscopy right