Oct 3, 2026 · 44 min · 16 segments
The Celebrity Traitors is back and so are we, as Rayan, Wilf, and Ivan debrief episodes 1 and 2 of series; from the fastest mistake in Traitors history to the BBC's alarming coffin budget. Is strategy…
Right, we're back! And the editing budget seems to be higher, or they're using AI.
The Schlebs meet in the chapel, and have clearly already met and chatted.
Weird waste.
In comes a coffin, and Claudia bursts out, demanding they decide who's the most trustworthy player.
Julie Chemekleron is chosen.
In the castle, Acaster starts solving the perfume bottle conundrum and Richard E.
Grant, sorry, and Richard Grant and TV's Rob Beckett agree openly they both want to be traitors.
The clopping begins.
Grant are selected.
Both defy the rubby eye meta.
Congrats, guys.
Great start.
In the bar, Dick tells everyone he's a traitor.
Oh, wait, bad start.
The Americans don't believe him.
We've not seen this before.
The two traits will do a murder-slash-recruitment in plain sight.
We call that omit-rips.
tomorrow night um next day and music's james blunt has greased his nipples with butter the mission is an exploding ship chest drag blunt and kemp take control claudia finds her wigs a boat explodes ross kemp thinks he's been mipsed by bella ramsey's hat later kemp thinks he's been mipsed by leanne's hand rub what won't mips ross kemp The traits choose podcast James Acaster and the news is Amal Rajan.
One to join, one to die.
They both make good arguments.
Then they clamber into coffins and Claudia gets to clopping.
Episode two.
Right, we're back! And the editing budget seems to be higher, or they're using AI.
The Schlebs meet in the chapel, and have clearly already met and chatted.
Weird waste.
In comes a coffin, and Claudia bursts out, demanding they decide who's the most trustworthy player.
Julie Chemekleron is chosen.
In the castle, Acaster starts solving the perfume bottle conundrum and Richard E.
Grant, sorry, and Richard Grant and TV's Rob Beckett agree openly they both want to be traitors.
The clopping begins.
Grant are selected.
Both defy the rubby eye meta.
Congrats, guys.
Great start.
In the bar, Dick tells everyone he's a traitor.
Oh, wait, bad start.
The Americans don't believe him.
We've not seen this before.
The two traits will do a murder-slash-recruitment in plain sight.
We call that omit-rips.
tomorrow night um next day and music's james blunt has greased his nipples with butter the mission is an exploding ship chest drag blunt and kemp take control claudia finds her wigs a boat explodes ross kemp thinks he's been mipsed by bella ramsey's hat later kemp thinks he's been mipsed by leanne's hand rub what won't mips ross kemp The traits choose podcast James Acaster and the news is Amal Rajan.
One to join, one to die.
They both make good arguments.
Then they clamber into coffins and Claudia gets to clopping.
Episode two.
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