Show 888: When Should You Season Your Cat Food?

Or no, it's not even properly seasoned.

You don't want your cat to get a taste for unseasoned raw meat that's caught out in the road.

No.

Because the next thing you know it'll be eating a dead dog that they've found in the road.

You don't want that.

You don't want your cat eating a dead dog.

You also don't want her to be a dead dog.

Dead dogs are not a good thing.

No matter how you may feel about dogs, they're better off alive than dead.

I can tell you.

If you don't believe me.

Try having a dog and try having a dead dog a six months with each in your house.

See which you prefer.

And you might say, I prefer neither.

Well, that's not one of the options.

There are two options.

One is to have a live dog in your house that you make the best of and try to enjoy its company and let the dog have its best life in your house.

It has to be stuck with you, give it the best life it can have, and then try for six months having a dead dog in the house.

Not the same dog.

Do the dead dog thing first, because then you'll have the second thing to look forward to.

Spend six months with a dead dog in your house.

Now, don't get a taxidermist involved.

Then I suppose, why not? Why not? If you're going to have a dead dog in your house, I suppose I'm telling you to compare two things, having a dead dog in the house and having a live dog in the house.

And if I'm also telling you, as I just did, to try and make the best of having a live dog in the house, enjoy it and help it enjoy yourself.

It wouldn't be fair if I didn't say try to get the best out of having the dead dog in your house too, in the wake that both you and the dead dog or the dead dog isn't going to enjoy it, but it's not going to suffer either while it's dead.