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Uh, good morning, everybody.

You are with us for a special presentation of EBI Network presents the Roswell aftermath.

And, uh, since it's such a, a, I don't know, kind of a tough subject to talk about, we're gonna start off with something that's a l- a lot of fun, and that's Alien Doug and His Secret Plan.

Check it out.

[upbeat music] Cruising the strip in my classic old Ford.

Alien Doug, from a world unexplored.

Heard a million legends of cosmic lore.

His spaceship descended and then we saw.

Oh, Alien Doug.

Your spaceship's glowing blue.

Oh, Alien Doug.

I won't make love to you.

Faster than light, we escaped from the Earth.

To a blue planet in a new universe.

Dance et, there's only one reason you're here.

We're the last of our species, and the end is near.

Oh, Alien Doug.

Your spaceship's glowing blue.

Oh, Alien Doug.

I won't make love to you.

Got knocked down on his knees, but he didn't have feet.

[laughs]

Oh, Alien Doug.

Your spaceship's glowing blue.

Oh, Alien Doug.

I won't make love to you.

Oh, Alien Doug.

Your spaceship's glowing blue.

Oh, Alien Doug.

I won't make love to you.

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, that was Alien Doug and His Secret Plan.

So just so you know, Alien Doug, I will not make love to you.

[laughs]

To, to know.

Welcome to the show.

Uh, you know me, Eddie Buffalo, and you know Dr. Andy.

We're not talking about medical ... well, kind of, maybe.

I don't know, whatever.

But, um, welcome Dr. Andy.

As always-

Thank you

... it's great to have you here.

Always.

And all the comments and statements by Eddie Buffalo and Dr. Andy are purely for entertainment purposes.