Dave Attell and Dino Stamatopoulos

This week on Humor Me.

I have a bit of a problem with my boss because I use the bathroom at the office and all of a sudden my stomach just started gurgling and I had to take a massive, massive dump.

Now I'm sort of getting kind of hazed by the employees because they're like, oh, would you like to take another big dump? Wow.

He's been calling me big dumps, dumpers, the big dump

truck, and he just won't leave me alone with it.

Did he ever call you Dumpelstiltskin?

You're an acting teacher, right? So you could say maybe it's a form of method acting, you know, that you pulled something from deep inside.

Yeah,

or at least

say...

Or

pushed something from deep inside.

Pulled it and then pushed it.

At least say scene after you take a dump.

Scene.

Back in July of this year, there was a bathroom incident.

I had some bad sushi that day.

And sadly to say, he smelled it.

I had dealt it.

You're already going rogue.

Off book, yeah.

Yeah, you're off book.

You're doing smelted, dealted jokes.

Yeah, we would never do that.

This is Dino wrote moral oral.