Oct 12, 2026 · 57 min · 9 segments
### You wake from a 3 year coma to find out your wife and kids moved on after 24 hours Human Dads 283 Human Dads…
Man-
How you doing?
Dude-
You look disheveled.
I'm gonna be honest, you kinda look like shit compared to-
Yeah, I feel like shit
...
I've j- I've seen you look better, so your hair-
I feel like shit
... looks like-
Yeah
... it's allergic to being brushed.
Your beard looks like you're two steps away from being homeless.
And honestly-
Let me tell you something
... your eyes have just a quit look in them, I'm gonna be honest.
Yeah, that, I am full into allergy-
... allergy mode.
No, no amount of, uh, nose spray, Flonase is helping this allergy situation that's happening these days, and I'm, I'm fucking sick of it.
I woke up, like, 100 times last night with an itchy throat.
The new one.
I do the new one.
The one you told me about, I do that one.
Man-
How you doing?
Dude-
You look disheveled.
I'm gonna be honest, you kinda look like shit compared to-
Yeah, I feel like shit
...
I've j- I've seen you look better, so your hair-
I feel like shit
... looks like-
Yeah
... it's allergic to being brushed.
Your beard looks like you're two steps away from being homeless.
And honestly-
Let me tell you something
... your eyes have just a quit look in them, I'm gonna be honest.
Yeah, that, I am full into allergy-
... allergy mode.
No, no amount of, uh, nose spray, Flonase is helping this allergy situation that's happening these days, and I'm, I'm fucking sick of it.
I woke up, like, 100 times last night with an itchy throat.
The new one.
I do the new one.
The one you told me about, I do that one.
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