249 - PUN in the Ass

Okay.

Do you want to go first? No, after you, man.

Okay, cool.

This is from Chuck from New Zealand.

Love the show.

Been watching it for a year.

Here's my joke.

Thank you, Chuck.

Thank you, Chuck.

The day after little Johnny's class went on a school trip to the farm, his teacher asked the class, what sounds did we hear on the farm yesterday? Little Susie raised her hand and said, quack, quack.

Very well, said the teacher.

Silly Sam raised his hand and said, moo, moo.

The teacher said, very well, class.

Any more? Little Johnny raised his hand and said, get off the fucking tractor.

Little Johnny.

Little Johnny.

This one is from Oluwatosin Olumoye.

I hope I pronounced that correctly, my guy.

I don't think you did.

Oluwatosin.

Oluwatosin Olumoye.

Yeah, you just said it with a Nigerian spice.

Yeah, that's how you say it.

I don't possess that Nigerian spice.

That's like saying