You know, Matt, I haven't slept for 10 days, 'cause that would just be way too long.
[laughs]
[laughs] Thank you to Midge Hedberg for that one.
That's right, yeah.
[static] [upbeat music]
Good evening, everybody, and welcome to the graveyard.
Thank you for joining us tonight.
My name is Adam.
And my name's Matt.
Now, pull up a tombstone or settle into your casket and get comfortable, because this is Graveyard Tales.
[evil laughter] All right, everybody.
Here we are again.
Matt, how you doing tonight, brother?
I'm doing pretty good, man.
Good.
Good.
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