More exhausting Orioles baseball

My stress level right now.

Being an Orioles fan, I'm at a 10.

Stress level is at a 10.

Can't get any higher.

Or it could get higher, the way that the Orioles are playing, absolutely.

But right now, stress level is at a 10.

The Orioles got bent over and spanked with a hot iron paddle.

They lose 14 to nothing against the Detroit Tigers, who are also struggling badly.

We needed Dean Kramer to go out and have a decent inning.

He did not do that.

But hey, as long as they keep throwing out bobblehead night and Hawaiian shirt, everything is all good.

And I'll tell you who's really having a tough time.

And it's ironic to say that a billionaire is having a tough time.

But Rubenstein, he comes in, buys this team, is thinking to himself, this is the perfect time to purchase the Orioles.

The rebuild, they're going to be good for the next eight to 10 years, probably.

Just going to put my feet up and watch the Orioles win.

So right now he's like, shit, Mike, what the hell happened? But it's tough to feel sorry for a billionaire.

Per Alive Sports, that was the first time in Orioles history since 1954 that they allowed a run in each of the first eight innings of a game.

Now, I checked my Excel spreadsheet and pros versus cons.

And I've come up with, that's not good.

That's not a good stat to have next to your team.

The worst shutout defeat the Orioles have suffered since 2004.

They had to bring Chadwick Tromp out to end the game on the mound.

Mike Elias, job well done building a winner.

Job well done, Mike.