Sep 13, 2026 · 1 hr 1 min · 11 segments
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Welcome to a new episode of Flat as a Fart podcast with co-host Si, and me, Griff.
This is a spontaneous episode.
This was only planned yesterday.
It wasn't even planned yesterday, was it really? Nothing was planned.
It's more, for once, you suggested it.
Yeah.
Did
I?
Yeah, because I think you'd, out of the blue, text me the other day about some podcast software.
No, in DNA, I had to try and help me with making this sound better.
It
was very out of the blue because we were talking about something totally different.
And I thought you messaged the wrong person.
And then you actually didn't mean me.
And then, of course, you probably got the horn for a podcast because you got sorted out some... lag on with recording and...
Sorry, I'm just messing around with his stand.
Because it's fucking truffling.
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Welcome to a new episode of Flat as a Fart podcast with co-host Si, and me, Griff.
This is a spontaneous episode.
This was only planned yesterday.
It wasn't even planned yesterday, was it really? Nothing was planned.
It's more, for once, you suggested it.
Yeah.
Did
I?
Yeah, because I think you'd, out of the blue, text me the other day about some podcast software.
No, in DNA, I had to try and help me with making this sound better.
It
was very out of the blue because we were talking about something totally different.
And I thought you messaged the wrong person.
And then you actually didn't mean me.
And then, of course, you probably got the horn for a podcast because you got sorted out some... lag on with recording and...
Sorry, I'm just messing around with his stand.
Because it's fucking truffling.