Expertease - Knowledge, Not Comedy
Oct 21, 2026 · 14 min · 9 segments
We're getting voluble about your valuables!
And because, as you say, it is not a violent crime, but we are in a very vulnerable position as we are practicing our craft.
Because of the crouch required to crack a typical safe, you are exposed to the schnauzer teeth.
So there are a few things that I might not be able to talk about, but for the most part, I can absolutely share with you my knowledge of how to crack a safe.
Let's just talk a little bit about this lawsuit, because I know that it has become focused on the danger of the Schnauzers.
But this started off with the Safe Crackers Union getting together and suing the Rausers for keeping you from doing your jobs.
After all, you're breaking and entering, you're cracking a safe, you're stealing valuables, which is, is that burglary or robbery?
Yeah, and the police are going to come down on you for performing your art, your craft.
You know, the reason we have a union is we needed health care, you know, especially for injuries to the lower regions.
And because, as you say, it is not a violent crime, but we are in a very vulnerable position as we are practicing our craft.
Because of the crouch required to crack a typical safe, you are exposed to the schnauzer teeth.
So there are a few things that I might not be able to talk about, but for the most part, I can absolutely share with you my knowledge of how to crack a safe.
Let's just talk a little bit about this lawsuit, because I know that it has become focused on the danger of the Schnauzers.
But this started off with the Safe Crackers Union getting together and suing the Rausers for keeping you from doing your jobs.
After all, you're breaking and entering, you're cracking a safe, you're stealing valuables, which is, is that burglary or robbery?
Yeah, and the police are going to come down on you for performing your art, your craft.
You know, the reason we have a union is we needed health care, you know, especially for injuries to the lower regions.
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