Jun 3, 2026 · 5 min · 9 segments
Do It All Dad runs out of breath on his way to see Diamond Dave.
Do It All DadHost
When I used to be a stay-at-home shemale comedian who launched my Do It All Dad Year podcast, I would be out in public a lot with my kids without my wife.

It wasn't an everyday weekend event, but whenever we would go to a diner, I was a little too hungover to make breakfast that day, grown men would approach me and they'd say, I understand I'm not with my wife.

And I say, if my wife agrees to an open marriage with Susan Sarandon, assuming I become a big-time comedian sometime this century, and this is before she started jerking off hipsters for Hamas for a living, then my hands would be full.

When I used to be a stay-at-home shemale comedian who launched my Do It All Dad Year podcast, I would be out in public a lot with my kids without my wife.

It wasn't an everyday weekend event, but whenever we would go to a diner, I was a little too hungover to make breakfast that day, grown men would approach me and they'd say, I understand I'm not with my wife.

And I say, if my wife agrees to an open marriage with Susan Sarandon, assuming I become a big-time comedian sometime this century, and this is before she started jerking off hipsters for Hamas for a living, then my hands would be full.
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