Jul 18, 2026 · 1 hr 24 min · 11 segments
Send us Fan Mail In today's episode we are learning Pirateborg. As Ryan GMs for Ali, Jason and Josh. It is a dark and dangerous (and not at all…
I'm so sorry about him.
His
head is,
it's a thing.
You see that weird thing right there?
It
is for the best.
I would hate to have any of my hats upon that head.
It would make them look bad.
No, I
get it.
Yep.
My
head is fine.
And he goes outside and some kid goes, ah, look at that guy's head.
Shut up, kid.
His
head is rather lumpy.
Somebody's carrying a bag of rocks in a tan-colored bag.
I'm outside.
I'm like, come on, get it out of here.
Look
at his head, it looks like fucking rocks over
here.
We got money to make.
I'm
guessing Ditch is bald.
Oh,
he's only bald in patches.
He's got patchy hair.
We never know what we're playing, and that's half the fun.
Okay, we are recording.
Hello.
Yeah.
Yes, we
have all sorts of
interesting visual effects today, which we will describe in detail when they
come
into
use, maybe.
Or we'll forget.
It doesn't matter.
Anyway, we're here with Ryan, Ali, Jason, and me.
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