Jul 17, 2026 · 45 min · 17 segments
This week we're diving into the gloriously bizarre story of Bernard Matthews. Turkey eugenics, the invention of the turkey roast joint, a 27-year advertising campaign built on one word, and how he…
And halitosis, speaking of that, you've had a tooth out, so you're no longer riddled with halitosis, are you?
Fucking
hell.
Do you like the dentist or no? I like my dentist.
I have to say that, just in case he watches.
Ha, ha,
ha, ha, ha.
I do like my dentist.
My dentist is called...
Do you like the dentist, by the way,
Fran? I do like my dentist.
I think he's quite...
Do you know why, though? I think it's because I was charmed by him.
He basically told me...
Do
you fancy your dentist a little bit? I
don't... fancy my dentist but like I had my mouth open in a weird way I had my
mouth
open pause pause don't cut it there I
had my mouth open and I was like oh what a weird time to give this compliment and I'm under no impression of this this compliment is real or founded on any foundation of truth but he was like oh
you remind me a bit of
wow yeah no i can see that actually yeah a little bit yeah
none of it but i was like do you know what though i was there and i was like with my mouth open just like oh i was like oh that's quite nice and then i was just like yeah okay well that's it because you can't can't really say anything and you can't really smile without it hurting
um you ever had a tooth out or anything what's the like most dental work you've done I had
And halitosis, speaking of that, you've had a tooth out, so you're no longer riddled with halitosis, are you?
Fucking
hell.
Do you like the dentist or no? I like my dentist.
I have to say that, just in case he watches.
Ha, ha,
ha, ha, ha.
I do like my dentist.
My dentist is called...
Do you like the dentist, by the way,
Fran? I do like my dentist.
I think he's quite...
Do you know why, though? I think it's because I was charmed by him.
He basically told me...
Do
you fancy your dentist a little bit? I
don't... fancy my dentist but like I had my mouth open in a weird way I had my
mouth
open pause pause don't cut it there I
had my mouth open and I was like oh what a weird time to give this compliment and I'm under no impression of this this compliment is real or founded on any foundation of truth but he was like oh
you remind me a bit of
wow yeah no i can see that actually yeah a little bit yeah
none of it but i was like do you know what though i was there and i was like with my mouth open just like oh i was like oh that's quite nice and then i was just like yeah okay well that's it because you can't can't really say anything and you can't really smile without it hurting
um you ever had a tooth out or anything what's the like most dental work you've done I had
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