Brooklyn Beckham

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Do you know what I mean? Like, I've not tried Brooklyn Beckham's hot sauce.

Um, I've not listened to much of Cruz Beckham.

You know when celebrities get...

And this is what we're here to talk about today.

Because in 2016, Victoria filed the UK trademark for Brooklyn Beckham when he was 17, plus all of the other kids, Romeo, Cruz and Harper.

simultaneously and it covers running businesses around cosmetics clothing toys and entertainment so that none of the four of them can launch a business under their birth name without the permission of victoria so like is this a normal thing for celebrities to do joe because to me that sounds kind of crazy but you've studied um celebrity businesses

Yeah, no, this actually doesn't seem abnormal to me at all.

But David and Victoria, they, they would frequently be in the store, and I remember famously she had her luggage misplaced when she was flying in from somewhere, by British Airways, and she had no luggage.

And I remember her coming into the store with her parents, and Brooklyn was a toddler, and she just came straight into ladieswear.

And I was stood on, um, at the, the cash desk, and I, I knew her, and we were chatting, and she said, "I need shopping," and she, she, uh, "I need to go shopping and, and buy some bits and pieces." And she, she always wore these DKNY little cami vests and, you know, the bell-bottom jeans and the, the killer heels and the baseball cap and the big glasses.

And she had that pixie cropped hair at the time, and y- she was a regular in the store.

But I remember Brooklyn running off towards footwear, ladies'-

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... ladies' shoes, and I went chasing after him.

You have to accept that your kids are going to occasionally go off the rails.

This one in particularly spectacular fashion, it reminds me a bit of Brooklyn Beckham.

Yeah,

there's a real parallel there.

I mean, as if she was Britney Spears back on tour, you know, oops, I did again, circa 1999, 2000.

And, I mean, this is a woman who is only known because she devised a horrific, diabolical scheme to convince her husband to leave for a few hours, and then when he came back, his three children were dead, and she had jumped out of a window after trying to kill herself.

I mean, this is beyond contempt.

I mean, this is beyond sick.

If they separate, which we're all watching very closely right now because this move is bizarre, then I think you might see Prince William allow Harry back into his life.

But while Meghan Markle is still there, absolutely not.

Now, before you go, Nicola Peltz credited her husband, Brooklyn Beckham, as she accepted her Rising Star Award at the Venice Film Festival on Saturday night.

She said, Can you see? What in God's name was this Rising Star Award for, for red carpet theatrics, family feuds, being a Nepo baby? I'm really struggling to understand what this award was for.