Dave & Darren’s Top Five Things
Oct 7, 2026 · 40 min · 14 segments
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I find, maybe this is just a me thing, but I, I believe this to be more universal.
A lot of times when I lose something, I have an object-
Misplace something.
Yeah.
Yeah, misplace something.
A lot of times I find that the reason I've misplaced it is because an earlier version of me put it somewhere where I was sure I wouldn't forget I put it.
An earlier version.
Like I go out of my way to go, "All right, I'm gonna put the keys on the top of the refrigerator.
C- surely I won't forget that this is where I've put the keys." Like I, I can remember telling myself this.
Course, I don't remember that until I eventually find the keys, thanks to the help of, uh, Saint Anthony and whatever other voodoo I gotta do to find the stuff that I lose.
A lot of times I lose things because I put them in a place I think I couldn't possibly lose it.
See if this makes any sense.
I ris- uh, recently misplaced something, and I can't remember what it was.
Wait, you don't even remember what it was that you misplaced?
No.
Well, I don't know.
That's, that seems kind of alarming.
[laughs] So it's not like car keys or a hat.
You just know that you lost something and you don't know what it is.
And I think I found it.
Well, what is it?
But I don't remember what it was.
That's ...
None of what you're saying makes any sense.
That's what I'm saying.
I find, maybe this is just a me thing, but I, I believe this to be more universal.
A lot of times when I lose something, I have an object-
Misplace something.
Yeah.
Yeah, misplace something.
A lot of times I find that the reason I've misplaced it is because an earlier version of me put it somewhere where I was sure I wouldn't forget I put it.
An earlier version.
Like I go out of my way to go, "All right, I'm gonna put the keys on the top of the refrigerator.
C- surely I won't forget that this is where I've put the keys." Like I, I can remember telling myself this.
Course, I don't remember that until I eventually find the keys, thanks to the help of, uh, Saint Anthony and whatever other voodoo I gotta do to find the stuff that I lose.
A lot of times I lose things because I put them in a place I think I couldn't possibly lose it.
See if this makes any sense.
I ris- uh, recently misplaced something, and I can't remember what it was.
Wait, you don't even remember what it was that you misplaced?
No.
Well, I don't know.
That's, that seems kind of alarming.
[laughs] So it's not like car keys or a hat.
You just know that you lost something and you don't know what it is.
And I think I found it.
Well, what is it?
But I don't remember what it was.
That's ...
None of what you're saying makes any sense.
That's what I'm saying.
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