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How do I say that you're so real? How do I say you're so sexy? I ain't real.

How do I say I want to be your boyfriend? I ain't real.

How do I...

How do I...

Please.

You know what's crazy? This past week, I've seen at least two shorties sing and it wasn't good.

Oh, please.

On the internet.

Oh, this internet people just...

It's

bad.

It's like, baby girl, you got to stop that.

People be having an audacity.

People that...

And they can't sing.

But then again, what I say always is if you do decide to sing and you cannot sing...

Don't do it around

me.

Number one, don't do it around me, but I also don't trust you.

Oh, yeah.

I don't trust anything you got.

Really bad self-awareness.

I trust

nothing you have because you don't know shit at that point.

At that point, you're not like, you're not tuned into self.

You don't know yourself.

Right, right, right, right.

You know what I'm saying? And now I don't trust anything you say or do.

Yeah, politically.

Emotionally.

Everything you got is not void.

Anyways, this is dated.

A show that investigates love and singing ability.

Yes.

I'm your host, Danny, one of the greatest black men of all time.

Hell

yeah.

And I'm here to talk to you about your love life.

You're doing bad.

You're doing a bad job.

You're doing bad.

You're doing a bad job.

Everybody's talking about you.

Everybody's saying your choices are bad.

Why is she with that person? Why is he with her again? Not this time.

Yeah.

And they're talking to you behind your back.

And this show is really meant to help you.

understand how bad you're actually doing yeah in your love life

reflection

yeah yeah more or less this is a mirror yeah until your your body count i guess actually no it's not anyways uh but i when i do these things this uh inventory of love i have to do this with another person because once again my perspective is cooked i'm divorced i'm i'm in a bad space yeah I'm in a really, I'm in a really bad space, you know, but I'm fair.

I'm honest.

And I said, I need, I need an unbiased opinion to help.

And so I call one of the most foremost experts of love and devotion, yearning and even deceit.

But yes.