FULL SHOW: Don’t Arrest Me Say Yes to the Ex, Viral Bat in Mouth + Modern Dating Song (9/3/26)

All right, just a warning, new fear unlocked if you're listening to the show today.

Ugh.

Hey, it's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

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And what happened when a woman went to sleep in, I think she was in Virginia?

Oh my gosh.

It doesn't matter.

Doesn't matter where, you're never safe anywhere now.

No, you're never safe anywhere.

Never sleep.

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It- it can happen anywhere.

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You'll hear what happened in a brand new TikTok Click Shock on the way.

We gotta say yes to the ex, and-

Yeah

... uh, oh, Mass Speakers, brand new, so that's gonna be fun.

But first, comments.

Yes.

Uh, Sarah Spencer said, "Alexis, please stop saying 'ugh.' LMAO.

Just sigh."

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"Every time you say it, I think of boots."

Ugh, boots.

Like Ugg boots.

Oh, ugh.

I do say, "Ugh."

Like Charlie Brown.

I go, "Ugh."

Where you go like, "Argh."

I can't just sigh.

Yeah.

It's not the same.

Ugh or [sighs].

Yeah.

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There you go.

[laughs]

Ugh.

That's funny.

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"Ugh."

What's, what's ...

I can't even sigh.

I don't think I know how to sigh.

Uh.

That's not a sigh.

[laughs] I can't.

There's no noise.

It's just breathing.

Yeah, exactly, Jose.

[laughs]

[laughs]

So Sarah just doesn't wanna hear me.

It's this.

[sighs]

That's a sigh.

That's a sigh.

Fine, Sarah.

[sighs] Ugh.

[laughs]

[laughs]

Start the show.

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There you go.

All right.

That's perfect.

Your full hour starts right now.