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From February 2nd, 2027, all Jetstar domestic and international economy flights will be limited to one under-seat bag, such as a backpack, handbag, or laptop bag.

And they will charge you to stow carry-on luggage in the overhead locker.

They will also start referring to passengers as money piñatas to more accurately represent their ongoing relationship.

Look, I shouldn't be surprised by this, realistically, I shouldn't.

Airlines are so bad at the moment.

Things are so bad that genuinely, there is a couple of airlines that are getting sued for selling window seats that don't have windows.

Guys, it's in the name, you fucks.

That's like ordering a prime minister and getting Scott Morrison.

Sure, that's technically what you ordered, but it is not fit for purpose.

I'm just calling it here now for all of you wonderful listeners.

Before we know it, airlines will start charging a fee to ensure that a seat exists, access fees for the toilet, an hourly fee for the privilege of breathing oxygen, and then a premium for the kind of oxygen that isn't deadly.

And if you, my friends, if you hear any of these things being put in place, know it is because I sold them to the airlines, guys.

It's a cost of living crisis and we've all got to get paid.

The Council of Europe urged FIFA to strengthen the integrity of football, saying that the World Cup, co-hosted by the United States, had been tainted by political pressure, racist abuse of players, and the opening up to betting markets, which paves the way to

fraud.

That's right.

The organization that earns so much money from corruption, the World Cup, is its actual side hustle has been accused of undermining the integrity of football.

That story again, FIFA, the organisation responsible for bribery scandals, sports washing, human rights violations, exploitative ticket pricing and making every World Cup host ask, just how many labour laws will people allow us to ignore in order to get this done? has been accused of weakening football's integrity.

I don't know where you get that idea.

It's not like their unofficial motto is, you know what, if enough money is involved, we'll consider it.

US President Donald Trump says it would be a terrible mistake if under pressure, FIFA President Gianno Infantino was ousted from his position.

Of course, fearing Infantino's removal could set a precedent for corrupt leaders the world over to face consequences for their actions.

Going on to say that corruption shouldn't become a career limiting issue and FIFA must stand firm against radical ideas like accountability.

Andy Burnham says he's accelerating government plans to make it easier to cancel subscriptions.

as part of his aim to introduce everyday fixes to bring down the cost of living with a bold strategy of helping Britons to stop paying for things that they don't use.