Bazookaaah Number 81

Where to start? is tommy toast is he i mean some of us said didn't need a documentary on channel four to tell us what he really is about you know as in oh he appears to be very rich and traveling around the world in first class and staying in luxury hotels buying villas and spending lots of time on holiday and still being able to get back to organize big budget rallies whilst uh starting video channels and being a journalist, you know what I mean turns out that was all money that we were donating to him from our bank accounts to help him what mugs we are that should be the follow up line as to what it is when it's seen as some Asian kids have their own youth club built by the council what mugs we are We're all following Tomo now.

Tomo Thompson, Tom Tom, Tom Tom Club Tomo.

He's a working class bloke.

He's Tomo, isn't he? He's been inside, so it makes him working class.

And he's Tomo.

He's Tomo.

And he rules an army.

He rules an army where they're covering their faces.

You know.

It's like a balaclava version of the Gumbies, isn't it? From Monty Python.

So Tom-O, right? I don't hear a word Tom-O.

Real name Tom-O.

Now, his real name's fucking Ishbel Galandas or Jessica Lightbody or some, you know, Sir Percival Smoothly Smooth or something like that.

So he's a former bodyguard for Tommy Robinson.

I mean, that tells you something about Robinson, doesn't it? No, not he is.

He's got somebody who's a bodyguard who is actually not even a hard bloke.

You know what I mean? He just calls himself Tomo.

And Robinson's gone, yeah, that'll do.

Yeah, Tomo.

Because I'm Tomo as well.

You're not really.

You're Stephen Yaxley-Lennon.

But now, I mean, I've got Tomo.

Tomo's now my bodyguard.

You know what I mean? You know, so I'm doing a bit more of a camp voice for Robinson because he's more of a Luke Maxon.