Jul 10, 2026 · 1 hr 1 min · 13 segments
This week Ian declares victory by way of post-it note, which is weird but we'll get into it! Let's round that out with a carstanza and a car with an absolutely unhinged vanity plate, boom you got a…
you get a complimentary stick for your bottom
well yeah that just went right in right just but they said they send you they send you a very a nice big sticker sure
Little did you know, there is actually a regulation in the rulebook about the amount of lube you're allowed to use to insert set stick.
Right, and you don't want to over lube because then that classes you out of certain.
Yeah, you get classed right up.
You don't want to get classed into the modified class.
Yeah, the foam
pole category.
You're classed by diameter.
By lube.
Yeah.
Viscosity.
Yes.
Yeah.
I'm going to send it to Blackstone.
Make sure it's holding up.
Brownstone.
But they send you, they send you a giant, a giant thing.
So, you know, but they also send you a grip of coupons, Ian.
Okay.
Coupons.
Cause they fucking rule.
you get a complimentary stick for your bottom
well yeah that just went right in right just but they said they send you they send you a very a nice big sticker sure
Little did you know, there is actually a regulation in the rulebook about the amount of lube you're allowed to use to insert set stick.
Right, and you don't want to over lube because then that classes you out of certain.
Yeah, you get classed right up.
You don't want to get classed into the modified class.
Yeah, the foam
pole category.
You're classed by diameter.
By lube.
Yeah.
Viscosity.
Yes.
Yeah.
I'm going to send it to Blackstone.
Make sure it's holding up.
Brownstone.
But they send you, they send you a giant, a giant thing.
So, you know, but they also send you a grip of coupons, Ian.
Okay.
Coupons.
Cause they fucking rule.
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