Alas! The Improvised Works of William Shakespeare
Aug 4, 2026 · 41 min · 10 segments
Lured you in with the title have we? Befuddled your expectations, but no Michael Scott to be found! No Dwight found. No comedy, no office.... round. This episode featured Carly Hayes, Maria Nally, PJ…
And though you think they may have learned their lessons, no.
They made sure every light was made fluorescent.
Ha.
For in this office, no shape you shall find unless it has edges fine, like that of a square, like that of a rectangle, but not that of a pet.
And
office, yes, but people too.
They are square, interact they do, but in the most professional way, static stoic is how they pray.
Until one day, in walks for a delivery, oh, a man most hippity-dippity.
He be the UPS guy who's always appearing to be high, and yet in the reality, that is just his personality.
His short sleeves are short.
His shoes are squeaky.
His, uh, oh, I had a rhyme.
His personality could not be less meek.
And in order to placate the office with impatience all, he brings with him for them to play before his package comes one stress ball.
Receiving, please put your name on the line with the time that you came in the door.
Sure, yeah, here's my
autograph.
Autograph? No.
Sorry, just
like a little joke.
Diane?
Mr.
Bennett's.
Did I hear cursive? No, no, Mr.
And though you think they may have learned their lessons, no.
They made sure every light was made fluorescent.
Ha.
For in this office, no shape you shall find unless it has edges fine, like that of a square, like that of a rectangle, but not that of a pet.
And
office, yes, but people too.
They are square, interact they do, but in the most professional way, static stoic is how they pray.
Until one day, in walks for a delivery, oh, a man most hippity-dippity.
He be the UPS guy who's always appearing to be high, and yet in the reality, that is just his personality.
His short sleeves are short.
His shoes are squeaky.
His, uh, oh, I had a rhyme.
His personality could not be less meek.
And in order to placate the office with impatience all, he brings with him for them to play before his package comes one stress ball.
Receiving, please put your name on the line with the time that you came in the door.
Sure, yeah, here's my
autograph.
Autograph? No.
Sorry, just
like a little joke.
Diane?
Mr.
Bennett's.
Did I hear cursive? No, no, Mr.
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