Jun 10, 2026 · 20 min · 10 segments
Emily's Fairytale Theater returns with an enchanting tale about big produce, sibling rivalry, and a bag in a tree. There's also a bonus story about chicken, so... stay tuned for that one, I guess…
They really yada, yada, yada'd over the whole service.
And it's like, yeah, he was in the military and then he
wasn't.
He dug and hoed his bit of land and sowed it with turnip seed.
The seed came up and one turnip grew there, which became large and vigorous and visibly grew bigger and bigger and seemed as if it would never stop growing so that it might have been called the princess of turnips.
For never was such a one seen before, and never will such a one be seen again.
That's
so lovely.
It's the princess.
I love that we're assigning a gender to the turnips.
Yeah, much like boats and cars.
Turnips are all ladies.
Just like all cats are girls and all dogs are boys.
Correct.
Turnips are girls.
Beets are girls because they're pink.
Carrots are boys.
Carrots are definitely boys.
Do you ever, like, when you're on the street and, like, someone with a dog, like, the dog approaches you and you don't want to misgender the dog?
Yes, that shouldn't be a concern, but it is.
Well,
because I, you know, you see, like, a good dog and you're like, oh, you're so handsome.
Because that feels like a good thing.
But then it's like, what if it's a good dog? Or you want to go
They really yada, yada, yada'd over the whole service.
And it's like, yeah, he was in the military and then he
wasn't.
He dug and hoed his bit of land and sowed it with turnip seed.
The seed came up and one turnip grew there, which became large and vigorous and visibly grew bigger and bigger and seemed as if it would never stop growing so that it might have been called the princess of turnips.
For never was such a one seen before, and never will such a one be seen again.
That's
so lovely.
It's the princess.
I love that we're assigning a gender to the turnips.
Yeah, much like boats and cars.
Turnips are all ladies.
Just like all cats are girls and all dogs are boys.
Correct.
Turnips are girls.
Beets are girls because they're pink.
Carrots are boys.
Carrots are definitely boys.
Do you ever, like, when you're on the street and, like, someone with a dog, like, the dog approaches you and you don't want to misgender the dog?
Yes, that shouldn't be a concern, but it is.
Well,
because I, you know, you see, like, a good dog and you're like, oh, you're so handsome.
Because that feels like a good thing.
But then it's like, what if it's a good dog? Or you want to go
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