Zombieland
Sep 30, 2026 · 1 hr 2 min · 11 segments
Pack your bags, we're going to Pacific Playland. I hear it's completely zombie free! You can find us on Social Media Facebook…
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Sep 30, 2026 · 1 hr 2 min · 11 segments
Pack your bags, we're going to Pacific Playland. I hear it's completely zombie free! You can find us on Social Media Facebook…
He is the narrator for the entire film.
And he starts with a monologue about the fall of America, how it can't be the United States of America anymore because there's no people left and you have to have people to be a country.
Something very poignant given what's going on in the country right now that the opening scene was the Capitol burning.
Now he introduces his rules.
He has this list of rules that he thinks is the reason he's stayed alive as long as he has, when so many people have died.
And these start with rule number one, cardio.
And while he's going through these, they're giving examples of why these are important.
He has this whole thing about fat people were the first to go because they couldn't outrun the zombies.
Makes sense.
I mean, and I like how they illustrate these rules instead of just listing them.
They go one by one and give you very specific examples of how that didn't work for other people.
Yeah, and these are fast zombies.
These aren't Romero zombies.
My least favorite.
I hate fast zombies.
You're just more scared of fast zombies.
That's why I don't like them.
Because it's like at least a slow zombie you can plan, you can, you know, escape and like set traps and things.
These guys are like, and I hate cardio.
I hate running.
These zombies are not only fast, but they also are of the ichor mouth variety where there is always something viscous and dark oozing out of the mouth.
Yep.
And they turn it up to 11.
He is the narrator for the entire film.
And he starts with a monologue about the fall of America, how it can't be the United States of America anymore because there's no people left and you have to have people to be a country.
Something very poignant given what's going on in the country right now that the opening scene was the Capitol burning.
Now he introduces his rules.
He has this list of rules that he thinks is the reason he's stayed alive as long as he has, when so many people have died.
And these start with rule number one, cardio.
And while he's going through these, they're giving examples of why these are important.
He has this whole thing about fat people were the first to go because they couldn't outrun the zombies.
Makes sense.
I mean, and I like how they illustrate these rules instead of just listing them.
They go one by one and give you very specific examples of how that didn't work for other people.
Yeah, and these are fast zombies.
These aren't Romero zombies.
My least favorite.
I hate fast zombies.
You're just more scared of fast zombies.
That's why I don't like them.
Because it's like at least a slow zombie you can plan, you can, you know, escape and like set traps and things.
These guys are like, and I hate cardio.
I hate running.
These zombies are not only fast, but they also are of the ichor mouth variety where there is always something viscous and dark oozing out of the mouth.
Yep.
And they turn it up to 11.
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