Cynthia Knickerbocker

And he says, that's got to be zombie kill of the week.

To which the narrator replies, no, it was this nun, Sister Cynthia Knickerbocker.

We get the scene of her going into this building and a zombie's running at her.

And as she gets there, she pulls a little rope and a fucking piano falls out of the sky Looney Tunes style and smashes this zombie.

He knows everything that's going on in the world.

He knows about the girl's past.

He knows about this nun.

He knows about all this stuff that the actual character could not and does not know about.