Valhalla's Drunkards Ep24

I'll start what would be your cheesy 20 second game show contestant anecdote what would you say when you walk out on stage

I feel like I would just fucking faceplant.

That would be my thing.

You'd just walk out and fucking immediately faceplant? Like, fucking

spill everything from my pockets, and it's always absurd shit.

Mine's gonna be, hey, listen.

Jesus.

I have taken an IQ test.

I'm above average in intelligence, but you guys are not going to believe that because you're going to have to explain the same question 15 times for me to understand it.

Autism.

I feel like the above

intelligence part is not for human species.

It's for goldfish.

I fucking hate you for that.

I'm going next, motherfucker.

Go for it.

Describe an act of petty protest you waged at work or at school.

Oh, uh, fucking like I forgot the fucking phrase for it.

Malicious compliance.

Yes.

That's my

favorite thing.

I just threw a stink bomb in the air vent.

I cleared out the entire school.

When I worked at a restaurant, there was this manager who would make me use a lot of a certain ingredient and then complain to me about using said ingredient on like regular like lunch meals and like on the regular stuff.

I'll start what would be your cheesy 20 second game show contestant anecdote what would you say when you walk out on stage

I feel like I would just fucking faceplant.

That would be my thing.

You'd just walk out and fucking immediately faceplant? Like, fucking

spill everything from my pockets, and it's always absurd shit.

Mine's gonna be, hey, listen.

Jesus.

I have taken an IQ test.

I'm above average in intelligence, but you guys are not going to believe that because you're going to have to explain the same question 15 times for me to understand it.

Autism.

I feel like the above

intelligence part is not for human species.

It's for goldfish.

I fucking hate you for that.

I'm going next, motherfucker.

Go for it.

Describe an act of petty protest you waged at work or at school.

Oh, uh, fucking like I forgot the fucking phrase for it.

Malicious compliance.

Yes.

That's my

favorite thing.

I just threw a stink bomb in the air vent.

I cleared out the entire school.

When I worked at a restaurant, there was this manager who would make me use a lot of a certain ingredient and then complain to me about using said ingredient on like regular like lunch meals and like on the regular stuff.