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Shane Gillis

Shane Gillis

American comedian and actor

Oct 31, 2026

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Shane Gillis Explains How He Got into Comedy, Talks Netflix Show Tires ~ The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon

Oct 31 · 5m

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do you have such a big following in
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Philly? I just, I lived there for so long.
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I don't know, that's where I started.
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I used to do, we did shows together, me and Black Thought.
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Oh, really? Yeah.
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No way.
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Yeah.
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Oh, I'm
speaker_0UNKNOWN
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But if you watch it, I am clearly the worst thing in it.
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The auditions are impossible.
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Impossible.
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The worst.
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I did like three.
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Yeah.
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And they were just...
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For the
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Would you take it if they had it right now? It's been tested.
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It's safe.
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Here are the options.
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Take it right now.
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Wait a few years and decide and see how it shakes out or not take it.
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So you have to pick really – I can't give you one week to decide.
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Yeah.
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Oh,
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Mm-hmm
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... and he did like a family history thing, and my like great-great-great grandfather, one of them was from Ireland, came here, he was in ...
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He got his, he got ...
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Somebody stole his empty glass bottles in Chester County, and he w- It was a gypsy camp that stole it, and he took an ax and he went to the gypsy camp and started trying to fight people to find his bottles, and a gypsy clubbed him in the back of the head, and that's how he died.
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And he crawled-

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Mm-hmm
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... was, I think he wrote a pilot for it, like, in college as, like, a project.
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He wrote Tires back then.
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Mm-hmm
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And then Kanye comes in, or no, Chappelle comes in first.
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He's sitting with us, and he's like, "Kanye's here.
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We should talk to Kanye." And I was like, "Yeah, please, obviously." And then Kanye comes and sits with us, and then walks away.
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Anyway, we hang out with Kanye all night.
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The next morning, Tommy's like, "I'd, I'd love to meet Kanye.
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I'd, uh, fucking, that'd be awesome." You hung out with him all night, you drunk fuck [laughs]

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Look, he had
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I was like, quit.
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I swear to God, I told him.
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Can I tell you right now, that was the first time, I stink at sports, but I'm okay at neighborhood sports.
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But for some reason, you put me in organized sports, and I lock up.
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I was pretty good at baseball when I'd be playing the neighborhood, and then I joined them.
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McDaniel got me to join Little League in eighth grade, and I was like, I'll play.
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I sucked.
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Yeah.
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How many
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cock rings are in your fucking house right now? Captain Planet jumping out at the family reunion.
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Anyway.
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Your grandpa has that Michael Jordan photo.
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Six fucking rings.
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What made you take
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Hold on, hold on.
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No offense.
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... pretty broke.
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They just trick people at Home Depot.
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So like, "Do you want us to come remodel your house?" And they're like, "Yeah, sure." You, the dumbest people on Earth say yes.

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Oh! [laughs]
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[upbeat music] Freak balls.
speaker_6UNKNOWN
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[laughs]
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So he's on the phone with 911.
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I'm the only sober one.
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I walk over like, "Oh." And I thought she was dead.
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Like, you see a fucking old lady knocked out, you're like, "Holy shit." But she had purple from the wine and Oreos still in her mouth.
speaker_6UNKNOWN
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[laughs]
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But the best part is she g- she came back after a while.
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She was out for, like, longer than you're supposed to be out.
speaker_31PANELIST
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... like, the acting part of it all?
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That was so sick.
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And, uh, Christian Bale likes stand-up comedy.
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Like, he loves s- like the first day I met him, he stays in character so he's talking like he's Al Davis.
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Which you don't even think of, because he's not, he doesn't stay in character, he stays in accent.
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So he was talking like Al Davis when I was talking, like, and then mid-conversation I had to think to myself, like, "This guy's from like fucking Wales." [laughs]
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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I, I was at a bar in Atlanta.
speaker_23UNKNOWN
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Once you start talking, it's all good.
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Yeah.
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Dude, there's a video I saw of Waylon Jennings Jr., I think it was him, and they're doing a, like a roast or like a barbecue.
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And they're like, "We're here, waiting for him to show up, and he's been barbecuing to this thing for the last, you know, 14 hours." And then they c- they come in and some lady's, like, interviewing him.
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She's like, "So we're ready for your roast." He goes, "Oh, that's not mine." [laughs]
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I get it, I get it.
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Bro, bro, I know people in the WNBA, like, people that work in, like[laughs]
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T. Austin.
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[cheering]
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What if I was like, "My brother, delicious sample."
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[laughing]
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the newest season's at Apple TV.
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She was really theThat's fucking hilarious

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That's good though.
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'Cause Ro- 'cause Burr wanted to go up early, and I was like, "Oh, am I gonna go, like, a- like, m- before him and then Burr go up?" But then he was just like, "It's gonna go Poston, Burr, Lacey, and then Rogan." And I was like, "All right.
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Holy shit."
RoneHOST
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No one even remembers because there was too many damn whiskeys.
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I had two.
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I had two whiskeys.
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It was crazy.
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Yeah, and we had a beer before.
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And a beer before.
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Oh, my God.

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fine.
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[laughs]
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"Has he got any hot dogs at that steakhouse?" This guy will fucking...
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[blows raspberry]
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[laughs]
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Racist, gay, Black pedophile.
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[laughs] You're that whole flag that was just out here.
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[laughs]
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Nice.
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Right after...
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Yeah.
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How was I? I don't care about...
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What was the name of the restaurant? Do you want to say? I don't fucking remember.
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It was good, though.
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You were great.

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Sorry, Matty.
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Yeah.
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I sent...
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Uh, I opened for Bert Kreischer in, in Helium, and then...
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At Helium Filling, it was the first time I ever middled, and I was like, "That was a good show.
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I should..." And he, you know, he was drunk after the show, and he was like, "You should open for me." And I was like, "F- f- fuck yeah.
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I'm gonna email this guy." I emailed him, like, five times.
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The first email was like, "I think you and me mesh together.
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(sighs)
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[laughs]
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[laughs]
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You ready?
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He- hold, hold.
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Can I just...
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I need to resolve this.
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What are you doing, guy? [laughs]
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He said, "Do a play-in."
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One, one of us is a top Heisman contender, the other one's a fat guy that's drunk.
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(laughs)
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Yeah.
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But, uh, no, I mean, I agree with it.
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I agreed with it when he said it.
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And so I- I'm just glad that it, that it happened and everything came true that we knew was going to happen, so.
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(laughs)
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And then, uh, yeah, we did Rogan and it was like...
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I don't know.
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I was on, I was just nervous.
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So you get done it was like a fucking bomb went off.
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It was like that ringing, like whoa.
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I just died.
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As in like saving, showing how bad of an ass beating it was type of deal? Like that he couldn't hang?
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[laughing]
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It's, uh...
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[cheering]

2 HRS 3 MINS LATER

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Thanks for making all my favorite recipes.
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[phone beeping] Hi, Ma.
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Thanks for your unfiltered advice.
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[phone beeping] Hi, Mom.
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Thanks for always being by the phone.
speaker_5UNKNOWN
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Yeah.
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And then it happens, and then in the moment, and I remember thinking, I'm like, "Oh, this is what, this is what I read abou- I read about.
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This is what I watched TV and this happened." So, so did that happen to you in that mo- do you remember that moment where you're like, "Oh, shit, this is what it feels like to kinda beco- become successful"? Uh, yeah, there's a co- yeah.
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There was definitely some moments along the way.
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I mean, hosting SNL, when I did that, was, that was, that was one of those moments.
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'Cause I had-
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To get them back?
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There should be, and you think you, you have one.
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That's a crazy thing.
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Go ahead.
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Finish.
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Anyway, I called him the night before I was about to go to West Point for boot camp, and he was playing football somewhere else.
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I was like, what are you doing? He was like, I'm just playing Madden.
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We're about to go to a party.
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I was like, damn, I'm in a hotel room with my parents about to go to – boot camp at five in the morning and then i got there i cried cried about 10 times and then went home seriously yeah just walked around cried went home just had to march around and cry get down and get me 20 So how long did you
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It was
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That's a crazy thing.
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Go ahead, finish.
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Anyway, I called him the night before I was about to go to West Point for boot camp.
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And he was playing football somewhere else.
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And I was like, what are you doing? He was like, I'm just playing Madden.
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We're about to go to a party.
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And I was like, damn, I'm in a hotel room with my parents about to go to fucking boot camp at 5 in the morning.
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It was crazy.
speaker_26UNKNOWN
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[laughs]
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You gotta have a chat, 'cause they're not telling you what that looks like.
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[laughs]

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[laughs]
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Yeah.
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When you were, when you were in school and you're like, you were young and you were bad and he had to, like, hit you, did you just laugh?

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