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Shane Gillis

Shane Gillis

American comedian and actor

Sep 15, 2026

2:59
Mm-hmm
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... and he did like a family history thing, and my like great-great-great grandfather, one of them was from Ireland, came here, he was in ...
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He got his, he got ...
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Somebody stole his empty glass bottles in Chester County, and he w- It was a gypsy camp that stole it, and he took an ax and he went to the gypsy camp and started trying to fight people to find his bottles, and a gypsy clubbed him in the back of the head, and that's how he died.
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And he crawled-

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Mm-hmm
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... was, I think he wrote a pilot for it, like, in college as, like, a project.
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He wrote Tires back then.
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Mm-hmm
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And then Kanye comes in, or no, Chappelle comes in first.
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He's sitting with us, and he's like, "Kanye's here.
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We should talk to Kanye." And I was like, "Yeah, please, obviously." And then Kanye comes and sits with us, and then walks away.
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Anyway, we hang out with Kanye all night.
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The next morning, Tommy's like, "I'd, I'd love to meet Kanye.
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I'd, uh, fucking, that'd be awesome." You hung out with him all night, you drunk fuck [laughs]

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Look, he had
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I was like, quit.
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I swear to God, I told him.
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Can I tell you right now, that was the first time, I stink at sports, but I'm okay at neighborhood sports.
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But for some reason, you put me in organized sports, and I lock up.
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I was pretty good at baseball when I'd be playing the neighborhood, and then I joined them.
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McDaniel got me to join Little League in eighth grade, and I was like, I'll play.
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I sucked.
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Yeah.
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How many
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cock rings are in your fucking house right now? Captain Planet jumping out at the family reunion.
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Anyway.
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Your grandpa has that Michael Jordan photo.
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Six fucking rings.
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What made you take
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Hold on, hold on.
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No offense.
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... pretty broke.
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They just trick people at Home Depot.
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So like, "Do you want us to come remodel your house?" And they're like, "Yeah, sure." You, the dumbest people on Earth say yes.

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Oh! [laughs]
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[upbeat music] Freak balls.
speaker_6UNKNOWN
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[laughs]
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So he's on the phone with 911.
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I'm the only sober one.
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I walk over like, "Oh." And I thought she was dead.
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Like, you see a fucking old lady knocked out, you're like, "Holy shit." But she had purple from the wine and Oreos still in her mouth.
speaker_6UNKNOWN
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[laughs]
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But the best part is she g- she came back after a while.
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She was out for, like, longer than you're supposed to be out.
speaker_31PANELIST
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... like, the acting part of it all?
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That was so sick.
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And, uh, Christian Bale likes stand-up comedy.
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Like, he loves s- like the first day I met him, he stays in character so he's talking like he's Al Davis.
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Which you don't even think of, because he's not, he doesn't stay in character, he stays in accent.
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So he was talking like Al Davis when I was talking, like, and then mid-conversation I had to think to myself, like, "This guy's from like fucking Wales." [laughs]
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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I, I was at a bar in Atlanta.
speaker_23UNKNOWN
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Once you start talking, it's all good.
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Yeah.
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Dude, there's a video I saw of Waylon Jennings Jr., I think it was him, and they're doing a, like a roast or like a barbecue.
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And they're like, "We're here, waiting for him to show up, and he's been barbecuing to this thing for the last, you know, 14 hours." And then they c- they come in and some lady's, like, interviewing him.
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She's like, "So we're ready for your roast." He goes, "Oh, that's not mine." [laughs]
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I get it, I get it.
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Bro, bro, I know people in the WNBA, like, people that work in, like[laughs]
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T. Austin.
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[cheering]
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What if I was like, "My brother, delicious sample."
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[laughing]
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the newest season's at Apple TV.
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She was really theThat's fucking hilarious

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That's good though.
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'Cause Ro- 'cause Burr wanted to go up early, and I was like, "Oh, am I gonna go, like, a- like, m- before him and then Burr go up?" But then he was just like, "It's gonna go Poston, Burr, Lacey, and then Rogan." And I was like, "All right.
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Holy shit."
RoneHOST
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No one even remembers because there was too many damn whiskeys.
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I had two.
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I had two whiskeys.
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It was crazy.
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Yeah, and we had a beer before.
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And a beer before.
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Oh, my God.

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fine.
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[laughs]
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"Has he got any hot dogs at that steakhouse?" This guy will fucking...
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[blows raspberry]
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[laughs]
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Racist, gay, Black pedophile.
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[laughs] You're that whole flag that was just out here.
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[laughs]
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Yeah.
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I sent...
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Uh, I opened for Bert Kreischer in, in Helium, and then...
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At Helium Filling, it was the first time I ever middled, and I was like, "That was a good show.
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I should..." And he, you know, he was drunk after the show, and he was like, "You should open for me." And I was like, "F- f- fuck yeah.
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I'm gonna email this guy." I emailed him, like, five times.
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The first email was like, "I think you and me mesh together.
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(sighs)
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[laughs]
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[laughs]
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You ready?
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He- hold, hold.
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Can I just...
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I need to resolve this.
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What are you doing, guy? [laughs]
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He said, "Do a play-in."
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One, one of us is a top Heisman contender, the other one's a fat guy that's drunk.
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(laughs)
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Yeah.
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But, uh, no, I mean, I agree with it.
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I agreed with it when he said it.
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And so I- I'm just glad that it, that it happened and everything came true that we knew was going to happen, so.
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(laughs)
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And then, uh, yeah, we did Rogan and it was like...
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I don't know.
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I was on, I was just nervous.
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So you get done it was like a fucking bomb went off.
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It was like that ringing, like whoa.
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I just died.
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As in like saving, showing how bad of an ass beating it was type of deal? Like that he couldn't hang?
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[laughing]
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It's, uh...
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[cheering]

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Thanks for making all my favorite recipes.
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[phone beeping] Hi, Ma.
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Thanks for your unfiltered advice.
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[phone beeping] Hi, Mom.
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Thanks for always being by the phone.
speaker_5UNKNOWN
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Yeah.
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And then it happens, and then in the moment, and I remember thinking, I'm like, "Oh, this is what, this is what I read abou- I read about.
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This is what I watched TV and this happened." So, so did that happen to you in that mo- do you remember that moment where you're like, "Oh, shit, this is what it feels like to kinda beco- become successful"? Uh, yeah, there's a co- yeah.
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There was definitely some moments along the way.
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I mean, hosting SNL, when I did that, was, that was, that was one of those moments.
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'Cause I had-
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To get them back?
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There should be, and you think you, you have one.
speaker_26UNKNOWN
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[laughs]
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You gotta have a chat, 'cause they're not telling you what that looks like.
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[laughs]

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[laughs]
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Yeah.
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When you were, when you were in school and you're like, you were young and you were bad and he had to, like, hit you, did you just laugh?
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They got a great accent.
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There's a documentary, I think it was National Geographic a long time ago, and I watched it when it came out.
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Y'all, these guys rule.
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Hold on, this isn't, this isn't it.
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Uh-
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They all dress like
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likeYeah, if you type in Scottish Tourette's, but [laughs] dude-

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How far will you go even?

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