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Bill

May 21, 2026

10:05
It's because your brain has stopped sending the movement messages to your body.
BillGUEST
10:09
It can happen sometimes if you get too tired or overdo things.
11:06
Other days it might have to be a walk or even watching a film and chilling out together instead.
BillGUEST
11:11
With Parkinson's you have good days, you have bad days.
BillGUEST
11:14
But the thing is, you never know which one you're going to get.
EvanHOST
24:47
Yeah
BillGUEST
24:47
...
BillGUEST
24:47
he, he feels more one-note.
BillGUEST
24:51
And it, it's like, I think it's partly because this movie is not-- this movie wasn't written to be a Cassian Andor vehicle.
BillGUEST
25:01
Like it clear- you know, it, it, he is a main part of it, he's a main character, but I think it's obvious that it was actually written to be a, a Jyn Erso story.
BillGUEST
25:12
It's, it's a Jyn Erso story, not a Cassian Andor story.
BillGUEST
25:15
And it just so happens that I think people really took to Andor's character, um, and I do think they kind of possibly wrote them in, themselves into like a, a, uh, a corner.

19 MINS LATER

EvanHOST
44:05
Like, going for the full Hollywood ending in this just, just does not work.
54:11
It's the do- damn symbol.
BillGUEST
54:13
Yes.
BillGUEST
54:13
So, like, there is some, there's probably some good for, there's probably some good uses for venom, but, like, they've been using synthetic venom.
BillGUEST
54:23
And, like, anything synthetic, I think your body has trouble taking in and then expelling normally.
BillGUEST
54:28
Like, if you have synthetic, like, cooking oils, even though Neil deGrasse Tyson doesn't believe in this, I think your body sees these synthetic oils and goes, "I have no idea what to do with this." You store it in your body, and then eventually, if your body doesn't know what to do with it, it starts attacking it.
BillGUEST
54:41
That becomes cancerous.
BillGUEST
54:42
To me, a fucking peasant, I, uh, can see that and understand that, and that makes sense.
56:25
Hmm.
3:59
Are, are you a, a doctor?
BillGUEST
4:00
I go to every birth in the area because the nurses think it's wise to have the oldest man beckon forth the spirit of the newborn babies.
4:12
Well, so, so being the oldest man in town isn't, isn't just a, for the country fair, that's-
BillGUEST
4:16
No, [laughs] I'm working daily, going to every m- midwives summit and discussing, you know, what's happening with babies.
18:09
Yeah.
BillGUEST
18:09
And, um-And she, she ordered the bed, and I went, "How much did you give for that?" And she said it, and I went, "Is it any good?" She went, "Well, they look good." Like I went, "All right.
BillGUEST
18:19
Wait till it gets here." So I'm expecting it as the geezer's deliver, delivering the bed, and I'm going, "How much you'd do me 20 of these beds?" And he nearly like, sort of like, he was a bit took back.
BillGUEST
18:30
He went, "20, 20?" I went, "Yeah." He went, "Let me...
BillGUEST
18:33
You have to speak to the boss." I went, "Okay.
BillGUEST
18:34
Put him on the phone." I said, "What's the price you'd do me?" And I was, I was bartering with him like that.

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30:17
Yeah.
BillGUEST
30:18
I said, "I'm like doing a survey, mate." "Yeah, well move from my, move from my house." And he said, "No." And then he's gone into his house to get a weapon.
59:58
[laughs]
BillGUEST
59:58
I, um, I wasn't planning to pull it up, but, uh...
BillGUEST
60:04
So I, I would, uh, I maybe have not always done the best job.
BillGUEST
60:10
I get too competitive probably sometimes, but I try to make it clear to people, like in, in the co-op, if you just wanna come here and play chess and have fun and don't ever wanna practice anything outside of it, I, I just think it's nice to know how to play chess, and-

7 MINS LATER

66:59
Yeah
BillGUEST
66:59
... unless you have a decent understanding of it, you know? And so I think, um, I've, I've gotten better and I wouldn't say I'm, like, not great at it, but I try to just, uh, enjoy the really good moments in chess and not get so, [laughs] uh, not let the other things affect me when I have, uh, like my, my blitz rating, [laughs] I just lost 200 points in my-
5:43
Well, they're out now, or they're getting ready to come out, and so I w- I, I thought it'd be great to update the audience on that.
BillGUEST
5:49
So the, the one big product that...
BillGUEST
5:52
This is specifically for the 7.3.
BillGUEST
5:54
Uh, we finally released our Medusa interface.
BillGUEST
5:58
Initially, it's just an interface that allows-our Hydra to communicate with the Edge CTS3.
BillGUEST
6:06
Um, so you can control your Hydra right from your CTS.
BillGUEST
6:09
There are some limitations, uh, and these are due to the way that the CTS is configured.

45 MINS LATER

51:15
... that you had.
15:25
What?
BillGUEST
15:26
Oh, yeah.
BillGUEST
15:27
They just want everything for free, and they make their jeans shittier and stretchier.
16:17
What?
BillGUEST
16:18
The fact that my oldest friend done gone woke apparently.
37:31
What is your favorite rock band?
BillGUEST
37:34
Oh, boy.
BillGUEST
37:35
Boston.
BillGUEST
37:37
I j- I just love music the way it is.
BillGUEST
37:40
I mean, I, I like, you know, slow jazz all the way to, you know, rock and roll.
BillGUEST
37:45
I like some country.
BillGUEST
37:47
Um, but I, I don't have any just favorite bands.
38:56
In the trailer park
55:38
It's gonna be good.
BillGUEST
55:39
It's gonna be fine.
BillGUEST
55:39
I talked with, uh, uh, Jen, uh, Robins, uh, Robinson, uh, and she was like, she's like, "Um, Martin, it'll be fine.
BillGUEST
55:46
Like, you can come do the race," like [laughs] and then, uh, uh, Hannah, my wife, she, uh, she came in, and it's a, it's a running joke for us because, like, she, she knows that.
BillGUEST
55:54
I'm like, she's like, "Oh, here we go." Um, uh, she came in, um, cheering me on.
BillGUEST
55:59
She was doing her workout this morning, came in right as it was playing as well, and she's like, "Hey, Martin." [laughs] So she was waving me, and I just...
BillGUEST
56:05
I, it, it did, it did this year boost my mood, not only to see her, but then j- just the joke, the inside joke that we have.
56:47
Bill told you to slip it in.
61:03
It's not so much even from the physical pain as it is knowing, like, their season is over, if not their career.
BillGUEST
61:08
Yeah.
BillGUEST
61:08
And for anyone to think that she was gonna make it down a hill at 80 miles an hour with two four-inch skis attached to her legs or whatever, however wide they are, like, to me it was just selfish.
BillGUEST
61:24
Like, there's, there's a kid someplace in the United States-That was the last one cut from the Olympic ski team, from the women's ski team.
BillGUEST
61:34
Could have been that kid's only shot at ever making an Olympic team.
BillGUEST
61:38
Dedicated the last four years of her life and she lost out because Lindsey Vonn was too narcissistic, too, too much of an egomaniac and had to be there even after knowing her knee wasn't gonna hold up, she still had to try to get down that mountain.
62:22
I mean, let's just, let's just talk real talk.
BillGUEST
62:24
Yeah, no, I mean, when I say numbing agent, like, you're not feeling a thing through that leg.
41:54
What's up?
BillGUEST
41:54
Uh, yeah.
BillGUEST
41:56
Hey, my question, uh, how can I pick up on some hobbies that I left go of? Um, 16 years of child raising, uh, my children are getting older, and I just, um, finding some time on my hands and feeling a little, uh, dad guilt that I don't know how to navigate.
BillGUEST
42:14
So I just thought I'd give you a call and see what you had to say.
42:20
Uh, tell me about dad guilt.
BillGUEST
42:23
Um, yeah.
BillGUEST
42:24
So I have a lot of, uh...
BillGUEST
42:28
I've been married 20 years, um, and j- have a phen- phenomenal marriage and, um, three awesom- awesome kids, 16, 13, and 10.
BillGUEST
54:03
Someone else.
BillGUEST
54:03
I had a question earlier, so I don't want to jump ahead.
54:07
Somebody else? Yes, Bill.
BillGUEST
54:10
Maharaj, [clears throat] could you say more about the ripe ego? You get the impression when you read Sri Ramakrishna that he's saying it's very hard to have the realization that I am the Atman, but practice trying to develop a ripe ego.
2:22
He tore it down without accountability.
BillGUEST
2:24
Okay, first of all, I agree.
BillGUEST
2:26
I said, you know, he should have gotten the permits and the, uh, but that's how he does things.
BillGUEST
2:31
I, I, I, I agree.
2:38
I got it.
BillGUEST
2:38
Presidents do change the buildings.
BillGUEST
2:40
Uh, Nixon put in a bowling alley.
BillGUEST
2:42
Uh, Obama made the tennis court, a basketball court.
2:25
And this is Bill.
BillGUEST
2:27
Just here to show support.
2:28
Bill's retired, says he taught for 34 years in Ohio and Virginia.
BillGUEST
2:33
I do think this is what people might call an inflection point in history, so you have to show up.
48:57
He displayed, like, self-awareness and self-deprecation, and he pointed something out that is painfully obvious about a movie that kind of put him on the map as a matinee idol, shows he has intelligence, and then he does stuff like this.
BillGUEST
49:11
Yeah, it's, uh, uh, y- you go back to just, you know, the self-importance piece of it.
BillGUEST
49:19
It's just, he has to put himself out there publicly.
BillGUEST
49:23
There's, I think there's a public image that he is so concerned with.
BillGUEST
49:27
Um, and I think, you know, maybe to a degree, part of that door slamming with Jennifer Lopez was, um, you know, the masculinity part where he couldn't be viewed as the weaker person in the relationship, the one without the power.
BillGUEST
49:41
So, that was a public display of, "It may look like she's running things, but I'm tired of her crap and, and, and here it is for everybody to see." Uh-
51:17
Share your theory, Bill, as to why Ben Affleck chose a moment in which, um, Jennifer Lopez was in Europe to flee the $65 million marital home in the metaphorical dead of night and move into a $20 million rental closer to, who else, Jen Garner?
BillGUEST
51:37
Um, to go back to the comment you made earlier, allegedly, uh, though- you know, I don't... just a wild theory.
40:51
That was nice of her.
BillGUEST
40:52
It was a Dodge Caravan.
BillGUEST
40:53
It had the sliding doors on both sides.
BillGUEST
40:55
I do all the driving.
BillGUEST
40:57
We find our campsite, we get there, we set up.
BillGUEST
40:59
A couple pulled up and they started setting up.
BillGUEST
41:02
They had Canadian license plates.
41:26
(laughs) Normal.

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