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Ali Fisher

Comedian and Tor Books editor, cast member of the Headgum actual-play podcast Rude Tales of Magic (plays Cordelia Sasquatch).

Oct 27, 2026

38:13
I'm
38:14
thrilled.
38:15
Briley's walking out of PetSmart or PetSmart as if she's on the cover of like an epic fantasy book.
38:23
And she's like got snakes and fucking reptiles, like a handful.
38:28
Some of them were like, yeah, I'm down.
38:30
But most of them were like, I just want to be free.
38:32
So there was a handful of them that were like, I'm in.

22 MINS LATER

60:28
I go, I guess you live in the woods now.
9:31
We've got three people who are happy to bring porridge from the, the kitchen back out here.
9:35
But, sorry, uh, we're just having porridge.
9:37
Not that I want anything else.
9:39
I don't want anything else.
10:04
[laughs]
10:04
[laughs] [outro music]
3:17
It's, uh, it's early in the evening and the phone rings.
3:22
Oh, no. It's gonna be something bad.
4:35
Whose job was it to make the reservation right here?
4:38
Oh, it was, mmm, what, it was Webster's.
7:13
I'm a good sport about my tiny little dick.
7:17
Um, up on the top of the boxes, you see Crazy Frankie Lanchester, and she's, um, she's, like, flipping a coin, and she's got a, a toothpick in her mouth.
7:33
[laughs]
7:33
[laughs] Uh, she throws the toothpick away, and, um, chucks the coin away as well, and she says, "Oh, Baby Dick." [laughs]
9:13
He just injects fun.
9:17
I do want to just make a note to myself in the future.
9:21
What you said about storytellers throwing an egg up in the air and trying to like get all the nursery rhyme out before it drops.
9:30
My memory is so bad.
9:31
I will be telling one of you that anecdote in like five years as if it's true.
9:37
I just want to make sure.
9:40
I also think it's

1 HR 18 MINS LATER

87:17
You've managed to bewitch him into, you've passed your feelings roll, and so you are escorted into the maze.
3:28
Shut up.
3:31
Are you guys talking about the hit podcast, Hello from the Magic Tavern? You got me more, Allie.
3:36
I just got here.
3:37
Traffic was bad.
3:41
Nice.

1 HR 13 MINS LATER

77:08
Yes! Do I have it? Yeah! Oh, okay, good! You kept
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offering it to- You kept offering it to Linus, remember? I forgot what it did! Yeah, but then I- I don't have it.
77:18
She turns out her pockets.
13:38
He's
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got a raging heart on him.
13:41
You said it, not me.
13:44
Lemon is clutching a different part of Studio as well, and she's getting a real familiar vibe off of him, like there's something similar to her husband in some way, and she can't quite put her finger on it, but there's a comforting vibe, despite their differences, all their many differences.

18 MINS LATER

32:12
He grasps her hand.
32:13
She turns on a switch that normally when you turn it on, it's like, oh, it's light in here now, and instead it feels blinding.
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It just, she feels like she goes up almost in flame.
32:25
There's no fire, but it's like a disco ball directly in your eye.
46:39
And hands it to Lemon.
46:40
Okay, she takes the hammer and she smashes an amber rock in which a single thread of Giuseppe Christ's cloak of teleportation is suspended that she took out of the museum storage cave that Paris and her had been using.
46:56
And she slams the hammer into it.
49:38
We lost her now.
49:49
She's so thrilled.
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It went from being the most embarrassing moment of her life to being so great.
49:57
Wait, that guy's rocked.
50:02
I thought about applying there.
speaker_1VOICE_ACTOR
2:04
Shut up.
2:06
Are you guys talking about the hit podcast, Ello, from the Magic Tavern? Not anymore, Allie.
2:12
I just got here, traffic was bad.

11 MINS LATER

speaker_1VOICE_ACTOR
12:55
Oh, these dogs don't know
12:56
nothing.
12:59
Eagle-eared listeners will have seen Paris and Lemon in the back going, we should do that with the ceiling.
13:05
Oh,

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