Sep 17, 2026 · 29 min · 8 segments
E and Z watch **Cactus and Pears and I love you Phillip Morris. Please be** forewarned I love you Phillip Morris has strong racial language in 1 scene.
Mm.
Yeah.
It's a Indian, um, boys love drama.
It's all surrounding the death of a father, and this, the son comes back from-
... from, yes, to his village-
Yeah
... or wherever.
Yeah, out in a rural location, uh, for the funeral, and-
There's certain rites and stuff and traditions that they have to do in order to lay the dad to rest.
Yes, and we're, like, not e- we're, like, we're barely 15 minutes in the movie, we're, like, 10 minutes in the movie and already how almost everybody in the family just gives him so much grief about how he's dressed and everything, how it seems like he's just always not there.
And also the fact that he's, like, 30 years old and not married.
You know, the usual.
Yeah.
I thought that was ins- not insane, because I do experience that all the time, but I was just like, "Oh, it's for every culture, huh?" [laughs]
Yep.
As long as you're an unmarried woman or man and reaching up there in age, they're like, "When are you getting married? When are you having kids?" Why won't you shut the fuck up? Nobody wants to be as miserable as you are.
Thank you.
[laughs]
I'm not saying everybody that's married is miserable or have kids is miserable, but it's quite a few of you guys out there.
Only the ones who do the whole, you know, "When are you gonna get married? When are you gonna have kids?" And so forth.
It's, it's, it's, it's usually, usually the ones who do that.
So it's like, yeah, like, yeah, he who speaks it, uh, goes through it.
Yeah, they're like, "We want you to suffer too," is really what they're saying.
Mm.
Yeah.
It's a Indian, um, boys love drama.
It's all surrounding the death of a father, and this, the son comes back from-
... from, yes, to his village-
Yeah
... or wherever.
Yeah, out in a rural location, uh, for the funeral, and-
There's certain rites and stuff and traditions that they have to do in order to lay the dad to rest.
Yes, and we're, like, not e- we're, like, we're barely 15 minutes in the movie, we're, like, 10 minutes in the movie and already how almost everybody in the family just gives him so much grief about how he's dressed and everything, how it seems like he's just always not there.
And also the fact that he's, like, 30 years old and not married.
You know, the usual.
Yeah.
I thought that was ins- not insane, because I do experience that all the time, but I was just like, "Oh, it's for every culture, huh?" [laughs]
Yep.
As long as you're an unmarried woman or man and reaching up there in age, they're like, "When are you getting married? When are you having kids?" Why won't you shut the fuck up? Nobody wants to be as miserable as you are.
Thank you.
[laughs]
I'm not saying everybody that's married is miserable or have kids is miserable, but it's quite a few of you guys out there.
Only the ones who do the whole, you know, "When are you gonna get married? When are you gonna have kids?" And so forth.
It's, it's, it's, it's usually, usually the ones who do that.
So it's like, yeah, like, yeah, he who speaks it, uh, goes through it.
Yeah, they're like, "We want you to suffer too," is really what they're saying.
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