EP 709 IRASSHAIMASE!

Hey, everybody.

It's Theodore.

Good to be back after three years.

A lot of things have changed in those three years.

And all of it's good losers.

Anyway, shame for X-mas time for not bringing me back for three years.

But that's neither here nor there since you suckers didn't even show up for his live call-in show.

So I heard.

I don't hear this.

I don't listen to this bullshit.

Uh, by the way, you should be warned.

Unlike X-mas time, I don't give a shit what his goddaughter thinks of his language.

So I'm gonna let it fly a little bit.

Uh, here we go.

Uh, Larry David, starring in I Rush, I My, I don't give a, I don't know what the fuck this is.

Let's get it started.

I'm going to say this right off the bat.

They open up with Vince Vaughn as, what's his name, Funkhouse's cousin.

A little bit of a tease, because as we know, he never really lived up to his Vince Vaughn potential.

I don't know what the hell happened there.

We miss you, Vince Vaughn.

Please come on this show.

Only when I'm on it.

Oh, up pops Rob Morrow at the Country Club.

Let me say this about Rob Morrow.