GW5 review as Arsenal/Chelsea are thrashed. Premier League teams’ starts ranked Pt 1.

Well, I'll tell you what we are going to talk about.

We're going to have a very early look at who's set the world on fire and who is really, really flailing.

So a kind of

half-time report card on

each team? Well, it's an early season.

Look, things are settling down.

How have we started the season? And we're going to go through every team.

We're going to mark them out of 10 and we're going to see how they're getting on.

Did you ever keep your report card from school away from your parents and then actually fabricate their signature and hand it back? Or was that just me?

No, that's just you.

And mate, at the age of 120 or whatever you are, why are you still getting a school report card? Not now.

When I was eight, Ken talks too often in class, doesn't concentrate, more interested in other things.

There's no way I was showing that to mum and dad.

You literally haven't changed since you were eight.

That's exactly what you're like

now.

Exactly.

So no way I was showing that to mum and dad.

So we'll quickly forward to the signatures.

Next day back into school.

There you go.

So

anyway,

I don't want to tell that.

I don't encourage anybody who's listening to the podcast to do that.

Well, I'll tell you what we are going to talk about.

We're going to have a very early look at who's set the world on fire and who is really, really flailing.

So a kind of

half-time report card on

each team? Well, it's an early season.

Look, things are settling down.

How have we started the season? And we're going to go through every team.

We're going to mark them out of 10 and we're going to see how they're getting on.

Did you ever keep your report card from school away from your parents and then actually fabricate their signature and hand it back? Or was that just me?

No, that's just you.

And mate, at the age of 120 or whatever you are, why are you still getting a school report card? Not now.

When I was eight, Ken talks too often in class, doesn't concentrate, more interested in other things.

There's no way I was showing that to mum and dad.

You literally haven't changed since you were eight.

That's exactly what you're like

now.

Exactly.

So no way I was showing that to mum and dad.

So we'll quickly forward to the signatures.

Next day back into school.

There you go.

So

anyway,

I don't want to tell that.

I don't encourage anybody who's listening to the podcast to do that.