"Half a Mooch and More Corruption!"

Where should we start? Let's start with Kimberly Guilfoyle.

She was the hot topic of the week for 15 minutes.

Kimberly Guilfoyle, former Mrs. Gavin Newsom.

That's true, actually.

And back when she was married to Gavin, she looked like a totally different person.

She's had that magoplastic surgery, so she looks all freaky deaky.

But she was engaged to Don Trump Jr. for several years.

And then about 18 months ago, right after they got back into power this time, he kicked her to the curb.

He said, no more.

And so she was then immediately made the ambassador to Greece, which has been her job since then.

And it turned out that she was soliciting bribes from donors to do things like pay her Amex bill.

She had a $100,000 Amex bill.

And I don't know if anybody else has ever had an Amex before, but you know, you got to pay that off every month,

right? You don't get to just like,

you know, minimum payment, $17.

So I'll just kick the can down the road.

No, no, no. Amex is like, stop messing around.

Uh-oh.

You know what that alarm means.

Hurry up.

Anyway, Kimberly Kelfoyle.

It turns out she's been up to no good as our ambassador to the lovely country of Greece.

And then they demanded her resignation on Wednesday, and she gave it.

But now there's word out that she has some stories to tell.

And apparently she claims to know where the bodies are buried, which is...