Jun 14, 2026 · 49 min · 15 segments
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You're standing where you were last time.
Yeah.
You, you exited a, a storage room just full of what you guys collected, some random stuff, but there's two...
There's a hallway in front of you going straight, and then there's two hallways off to the left.
Okay.
And you are gonna go to the further one.
Yeah.
Furthest left.
Because the closest one is the one that you came from the lab.
Okay.
Right.
Yeah.
So the second left.
The second left.
Do you still have barbed wire around your thigh?
Yes.
Okay.
Are you dragging the-
Like a garter?
Yeah
... fish- fishing line behind you?
Yeah, I'm r- I'm waddling away.
[laughs]
Hey, w- let me take that off of you.
You gotta reel me in.
You're standing where you were last time.
Yeah.
You, you exited a, a storage room just full of what you guys collected, some random stuff, but there's two...
There's a hallway in front of you going straight, and then there's two hallways off to the left.
Okay.
And you are gonna go to the further one.
Yeah.
Furthest left.
Because the closest one is the one that you came from the lab.
Okay.
Right.
Yeah.
So the second left.
The second left.
Do you still have barbed wire around your thigh?
Yes.
Okay.
Are you dragging the-
Like a garter?
Yeah
... fish- fishing line behind you?
Yeah, I'm r- I'm waddling away.
[laughs]
Hey, w- let me take that off of you.
You gotta reel me in.
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