
Tomes of the Chaos Bard: A Family Friendly, Fantasy, 5E Dungeons and Dragons Actual Play Podcast
Jun 19, 2026 · 1 hr 1 min · 9 segments
The group fights the ethereal plane Georges, I mean orcs. After the fight, they enter the next area which is puzzling. \*\*Find us at: Instagram…
Yes, Garatha's going to be first.
So she is going to pull out one of her hand axes, because she can't use one of her two-handed weapons.
And she's going to say, and you call yourself an orc.
You, who is unwilling to hear reason.
You, who is unwilling to talk.
when this doesn't have to be a fight, one that Grumash very much would disapprove of, because this, does this look like a battle worth the gods? No.
And yet you still are going to try and what? Win his favor with this? For nothing?
So I do my hands in a cup in motion, and then I pull them up, and when I do so, a vine bursts out of the ground.
Spell time.
Yeah, and it starts doing that, the air person thing.
You know what I'm talking about? Like those blow-up things? Yeah, where they're like kind of falling off.
They're like, wee-oo, dearly, wee-oo.
Spell time! Grasping Vine.
It is a bonus action.
It is a concentration.
And I need that deck saved to be 16.
And then it says, you conjure a vine that sprouts from the ground in an unoccupied space of your choice that you can see within range.
When you cast the spell, you can direct the vine to lash out at a creature within 30 feet of it that you can see.
The creature must succeed on a dexterity saving throw or be pulled 20 feet directly toward the vine.
Until the spell ends, you can direct the vine to lash out at the same creature or another one as a bonus action on each of your turns.
So, you know that lady that said, yo, murder.
I'm gonna grab that lady with that vine and pull her towards me.
Yes, Garatha's going to be first.
So she is going to pull out one of her hand axes, because she can't use one of her two-handed weapons.
And she's going to say, and you call yourself an orc.
You, who is unwilling to hear reason.
You, who is unwilling to talk.
when this doesn't have to be a fight, one that Grumash very much would disapprove of, because this, does this look like a battle worth the gods? No.
And yet you still are going to try and what? Win his favor with this? For nothing?
So I do my hands in a cup in motion, and then I pull them up, and when I do so, a vine bursts out of the ground.
Spell time.
Yeah, and it starts doing that, the air person thing.
You know what I'm talking about? Like those blow-up things? Yeah, where they're like kind of falling off.
They're like, wee-oo, dearly, wee-oo.
Spell time! Grasping Vine.
It is a bonus action.
It is a concentration.
And I need that deck saved to be 16.
And then it says, you conjure a vine that sprouts from the ground in an unoccupied space of your choice that you can see within range.
When you cast the spell, you can direct the vine to lash out at a creature within 30 feet of it that you can see.
The creature must succeed on a dexterity saving throw or be pulled 20 feet directly toward the vine.
Until the spell ends, you can direct the vine to lash out at the same creature or another one as a bonus action on each of your turns.
So, you know that lady that said, yo, murder.
I'm gonna grab that lady with that vine and pull her towards me.
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