Tomes of the Chaos Bard: A Family Friendly, Fantasy, 5E Dungeons and Dragons Actual Play Podcast
Jun 5, 2026 · 1 hr 1 min · 13 segments
Boudreaux talks to Qualkec. Qualkec wants to help with the Hags...but only if Boudreaux let's him take control. Lyla conforts Boudreaux. They travel to the next location. But get alittle turned…
Well, once upon a time, there was a beautiful swamp.
And in this swamp, there was a beautiful gator, and he was the biggest gator of them all, okay? And he was just swimming, enjoying himself.
No big deal, except for him.
[laughs] He was a big deal.
[laughs]
And, um, he's just swimming, and then this little girl was like, "Hi, eat me, please." And, and he was like, "Nah, you, you too tiny of a snack." And then he was gonna leave, but then they started shooting him with little tiny, sharp sticks, and he didn't like that.
But then he made a friend that day, but he don't remember anything of it.
[laughs] And next thing he knows, he wasn't all that hungry.
That work?
Oh, we jumped in to the gator's mouth, and we're now sadly washed clean of the beautiful swamp, and Boudreaux's just sitting there waiting for the swamp to come back to him.
Baby, come back.
Well, once upon a time, there was a beautiful swamp.
And in this swamp, there was a beautiful gator, and he was the biggest gator of them all, okay? And he was just swimming, enjoying himself.
No big deal, except for him.
[laughs] He was a big deal.
[laughs]
And, um, he's just swimming, and then this little girl was like, "Hi, eat me, please." And, and he was like, "Nah, you, you too tiny of a snack." And then he was gonna leave, but then they started shooting him with little tiny, sharp sticks, and he didn't like that.
But then he made a friend that day, but he don't remember anything of it.
[laughs] And next thing he knows, he wasn't all that hungry.
That work?
Oh, we jumped in to the gator's mouth, and we're now sadly washed clean of the beautiful swamp, and Boudreaux's just sitting there waiting for the swamp to come back to him.
Baby, come back.
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